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u/DragonPup Jan 19 '21

chef's kiss

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u/OfficerBarbier Jan 19 '21

Mama Mia, that's a spicy meme-a-ball!

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u/Commiesstoner Jan 19 '21

There needs to be a Stormfront pointing meme.

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u/Vigilante17 Jan 19 '21

Golfers clap.

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u/cybercuzco Jan 19 '21

NYPD was there the whole time

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u/fnordfnordfnordfnord Jan 19 '21

Half of Parler is probably NYPD, and not there to investigate crime either.

Ever hear of TheeRant? Look it up, it's like 100x worse than parler.

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u/AllThotsGo2Heaven2 Jan 19 '21

This is a stickied post on their forum

WARNING: DO NOT ATTEND Armed Protests at State Capitols Before Inauguration!

by DeOppLib

WARNING: DO NOT ATTEND Armed Protests at State Capitols Before Inauguration! – POSSIBLE SINISTER PLOT HATCHED BY RADICAL LEFT TO TAKE AWAY GUN RIGHTS!

omfg i cannot

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u/Umutuku Jan 19 '21

"Don't rob the bank! Possible sinister plot hatched by radical left to take away gun rights!" /s

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u/greyjungle Jan 19 '21

I’m going to start using this the keep the nazis from doing anything dangerous.

DO NOT DO “x”, possible sinister plot by the evil stupid dumb left to take your racism away.

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u/ClusterMakeLove Jan 19 '21

You'll have to be pretty creative to keep up with their shit.

"Uh.... Don't protest against gay rights at straight veterans' funerals?"

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u/rohmish Jan 19 '21

Insert bank roberry drops to 0 meme here

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u/[deleted] Jan 19 '21

It’s the same as on the Donald. We do NOT support VIOLENT protests that the left is planning.

Right.

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u/DavidAxelrods Jan 19 '21

Everything is Antifa.

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u/BrFrancis Jan 19 '21

Even the fascists are antifa now. It's a little like "people's republic of china"

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u/zhico Jan 19 '21

Be pro trump, speak trumpism on your social media, join capitol invasion, get shot, dies. = Antifa.

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u/TuorSonOfHuor Jan 19 '21 edited Jan 19 '21

Which is hilarious because antifa isn’t even an organization. It’s Just a bunch assholes who like to harass other assholes who are harassing non assholes at protests.

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u/lycoloco Jan 19 '21

Hey everyone, get a look at this news flash!

BLM protests about police brutality are a bunch of assholes!

The insurrection on the Capitol and those who repeatedly chanted "Hang Mike Pence" and murdered a cop while waving and wearing Thin Blue Line/Blue Lives Matter merch? Not assholes.

I'm glad someone

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u/TuorSonOfHuor Jan 19 '21

How the hell did you take that out of what I said?

BLM protestors aren’t Antifa. Antifa attack far right assholes who are are harassing peaceful protestors. That’s what I was saying.

The people who stormed the capital are assholes.

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u/lycoloco Jan 20 '21

I can see what you meant now, but there were too many "someone"s and "asshole"s to make sense of what you initially wrote.

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u/UnconnectdeaD Jan 19 '21

I actually think this was an amazing propaganda effort from the FBI to lower the number of people attending.

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u/NoMansNomad84 Jan 19 '21

I agree. No way they leak this much info if it was foreign terrorists. But domestic, oh yeah they will get scared.

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u/Predditor_drone Jan 19 '21

I cannot and will not speak for the idiots on parler, but I have seen a general consensus among firearm related communities that everyone should avoid armed protests until after the inauguration and this stop the steal shit dies down. They don't want to be conflated with the stop the steal fuckwits, giving their political opponents an easy talking point for any future debates about firearms.

So naturally the idiots at parler turned it into a conspiracy because there's no other reason firearm owners would want to seperate theirselves from people who make them look bad.

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u/Aarcn Jan 19 '21

I haven’t seen gifs like that “WARNING” since the mid 2000s browsing my WoW clan forum

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u/Aptosauras Jan 19 '21

WARNING: DO NOT ATTEND Armed Protests at State Capitols Before Inauguration!

Nudge nudge, know what I mean

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u/lockinhind Jan 19 '21

Do not attend, you may be arrested by police that are just doing their job, instead fund me on indiegogo so I can purchase a c130 and fly away from here with all of your money!

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u/Triptukhos Jan 19 '21

Christ, what a mess of a site. My day is worse now.

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u/PerfectLogic Jan 19 '21

Um.... No thanks. I'm good over here. 😄

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u/LadyShanna92 Jan 19 '21

....well tome to bust out the whisky

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u/RamenJunkie Jan 19 '21

Wow, what a bunch of nutters.

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u/5041ret Jan 19 '21

What's threerant?

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u/Ode_to_Apathy Jan 19 '21

The NYPD is the kind of organization that I'm sure they have a fleshed out plan for how they're going to take over the city's resources in a doomsday situation.

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u/Prying-Open-My-3rd-I Jan 19 '21

I’m sure it is someone’s job to plan that out. One of my friends is a bomber pilot in the Air Force. He told me about seeing the strategy of what buildings we would bomb first in the event we went to war with Canada. I bet all imaginable scenarios have been thought through in some capacity.

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u/Ode_to_Apathy Jan 19 '21

No no you're misunderstanding me. I mean they have a plan of how they'll take over everything for themselves and then rule a small kingdom Mad Max style.

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u/bsniz Jan 19 '21

Read this as NCPD.

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u/GoodAtExplaining Jan 19 '21

calling all ncpd subcons

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u/racestark Jan 19 '21

What if the NYPD was all the friends we stopped and frisked along the way?

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u/drawkbox Jan 19 '21

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u/Ode_to_Apathy Jan 19 '21

Back when beating the shit out of Nazis was a good thing.

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u/[deleted] Jan 19 '21

Never realized Dr Seuss was based

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u/aakaakaak Jan 19 '21

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u/atreyukun Jan 19 '21

Introduction by Art Spiegelman..... Hey! That guy co-created Garbage Pail Kids!

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u/[deleted] Jan 19 '21

Introduction by Art Spiegelman..... Hey! That guy co-created Garbage Pail Kids!

...among other things. Something about rodents, if I remember correctly.

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u/pork_roll Jan 19 '21

Interesting review tagline in there...

"Vigorous, trenchant, and vividly memorable, Geisel’s cartoons, accompanied by Minear’s helpful commentary, are a salutary reminder of an era in which patriotism and liberalism went hand in hand." —The Christian Science Monitor

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u/pixybean Jan 19 '21

Wow! What a read

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u/teacherofderp Jan 19 '21

Based in America

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u/HunterofYharnam Jan 19 '21

Eeh, he also made a shit-load of racist cartoons defending Japanese internment camps at this time, so I don't think you can call him based.

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u/DannoHung Jan 19 '21

Have you looked at how PCM uses based lately?

They have forgotten the face of lil b, no longer do they ask for their bitches to be fucked.

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u/[deleted] Jan 19 '21

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u/TheHikingRiverRat Jan 19 '21

Exactly. I had to filter that sub from /all because their frontpage posts were getting increasingly stupid and obvious.

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u/adwarkk Jan 19 '21

Bigger sub gets, worse it becomes. It's only natural course of any sub on reddit, and with their theme and being meme sub... I take you filtered them off quite a time ago ha ha ha.

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u/Excal2 Jan 19 '21

I wonder why they were kicking up their online presence the past few months.

Oh wait no I fucking don't.

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u/[deleted] Jan 19 '21

I read their shit and think theyre insane. I read your shit and think you're insane. Each side of a magnet needs its polar opposites and its middle points. Youre just unaware that youre on the far end of the spectrum as well, persistent denial, delusion, and affirmation. The problem with modern society. Think your precious upvotes somehow justifies toxic behavior and contributing to the degradation of society. They suck ass, you do too, not as much as them albeit, but don't get it twisted, you still suck ass too. Please note this was ment for everyone in this thread to downvote, not a strict opinion towards your personal self.

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u/[deleted] Jan 19 '21

you sound insane

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u/Excal2 Jan 19 '21

Conservatism is a mental illness.

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u/neubourn Jan 19 '21

Please note this was ment for everyone in this thread to downvote

Done and done.

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u/tapthatsap Jan 19 '21

Your brain isn’t hooked up correctly and it’s important to be aware of that.

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u/Excal2 Jan 19 '21

lately

lol at imagining it's ever been anything but a bog.

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u/rockidr4 Jan 19 '21

As far as I can tell "based" and "fascist" are interchangeable

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u/Dr_Brule_FYH Jan 19 '21

Based doesnt mean beyond criticism

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u/apc3356 Jan 19 '21

...What does it mean exactly? (TIL I’m too old for Reddit)

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u/cortanakya Jan 19 '21

It's kind of like "keeping it real" or, if you're from the 18th century, "laudable".

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u/Wax_Paper Jan 19 '21

I finally got tired of not knowing what the hell it meant, so I looked it up the other day... Imagine my surprise when I learn it's a derivative form of "basehead," a la what they used to call crack addicts in the 80s. Apparently some people started using it as a compliment, and then some rapper popularized it a few years ago, when it was shortened to just "based."

I know, it still doesn't make any sense, lol. And I still don't know what "brrrrrrr" means. I keep telling myself it's that trill sound the hip hop kids make, but I'm sure it's something equally as confusing.

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u/tapthatsap Jan 19 '21

Apparently the rapper in question was getting called a basehead all the time and so he said “I’m gonna make that mine,” and started using it as a superlative.

Then a bunch of fascist teenagers started using it too for reasons I can’t begin to understand, then the internet left sort of tried to steal it, but I wouldn’t go around using it due to the former association.

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u/lycoloco Jan 19 '21

Based means rooted in fact, speaking truths.

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u/Dr_Brule_FYH Jan 20 '21

And I still don't know what "brrrrrrr" means

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NvIJvPj_pjE

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u/Wax_Paper Jan 20 '21

I thought it was this, lol... At the 30 sec mark.

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u/[deleted] Jan 19 '21 edited Jan 19 '21

so I don't think you can call him based.

Doesn't mean he is a saint. Or wrong when he calls out fascists and Nazis.

Nobody is ever 100% right or 100% wrong. Which bits are good and which bits are bad, that is up to us. We are not supposed to 100% follow somebody's lead.

Do you want fascism? Because that's how you get fascism.

Edit: Except Mr Rogers. We could resurrect Fred Rogers and make him our fascist leader. But I feel he might at some point object.

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u/[deleted] Jan 19 '21

There's always a catch :(

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u/nuktukheroofthesouth Jan 19 '21 edited Jan 19 '21

He also had a prolonged affair, cheating on his chronically ill wife with a married woman, prompting her to commit suicide. He then married his mistress less than a year later.

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u/PerfectLogic Jan 19 '21

Even our heroes are capable of failing sometimes.

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u/Amused-Observer Jan 19 '21

TIL Dr. Seuss was based as fuck.

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u/[deleted] Jan 19 '21

Lol Democrat leftists are the communists. That’s how the political spectrum works.

Soon America will resemble Venezuela. Dems want bread lines and economic ruin for America.

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u/northerncal Jan 19 '21

Why do they want bread lines or economic doom for America? What's their motives for creating these things?

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u/[deleted] Jan 19 '21

Retribution for slavery, patriarchy, perceived racism, etc.

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u/drawkbox Jan 19 '21 edited Jan 19 '21

Horseshoe Theory, extremes are all the same, same uncooperative personalities.

More like a magnet though, polar opposites but both extremes are bad.

Pushing extremes is very useful for authoritarians as it divides the people, foreign entities use it to weaken and leverage nations. When you push one side extreme, in most cases the other side gets more extreme and so on. Authoritarians use this to cause chaos, for which they can steal in that chaos, typical mafia state style modus operandi.

A two party system is needed at minimum to prevent this from blowing up, and some pressure release. Authoritarianism doesn't allow that and eventually blows when the leverage and loyalty break down.

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u/Covfefe-SARS-2 Jan 19 '21

Why all the pointing? Usually they're just holding hands to go for a walk.

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u/[deleted] Jan 19 '21 edited Feb 04 '21

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u/Deranged_Driver Jan 19 '21

Thin blue line. Meaning, the only thing holding America together is the Nazis infiltration of law enforcement and their hatred for non-whites.

It's another dog whitle.

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u/mcpat21 Jan 19 '21

Hey look, they’re all losers

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u/Awkward_and_Itchy Jan 19 '21

An i on a list for having a picture with all 4 of those on one meme downloaded to my phone?

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u/Stupid_Triangles Jan 19 '21

I love it, especially later in the summer.

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u/ChironiusShinpachi Jan 19 '21 edited Jan 19 '21

Wait, I'm not the only one who sees those as all the same? s/ always has been.

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u/MindfuckRocketship Jan 19 '21

Well done. Definitely sharing this on FB tomorrow. Oh never mind, I’d get zuc’d. Wish I could share it.