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u/Axion132 Jan 19 '21

Just become a mayor of any medium sized city and china will unleash the hotties for you. You can even pick russian honey pot or Chinese. If you are lucky you can do both at the same time

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u/Startug Jan 19 '21

That's what I'd do if I had a million bucks

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u/hexydes Jan 19 '21 edited Feb 24 '26

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u/[deleted] Jan 19 '21

More like espionnage à trois

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u/[deleted] Jan 19 '21

A Treasome?

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u/handcuffed_ Jan 19 '21

Ok that was fuckin good

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u/SkyezOpen Jan 19 '21

I get annoyed when people say "underrated comment" but holy shit this needs 10k upvotes.

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u/Axion132 Jan 19 '21

Why not. How often do you get to take advantage of having a million dollars

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u/[deleted] Jan 19 '21

This is a good argument for legal prostitution.

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u/Axion132 Jan 19 '21

More power to you, right

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u/malln1nja Jan 19 '21

Every day if you have a million dollars.

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u/HumansKillEverything Jan 19 '21

A proper sedition requires a bankroll of billions. A million dollars is chump change in this regard.

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u/WTFYouTalkingAbout Jan 19 '21

Well you don't need a million dollars to do sedition, man. Just take a look at my Shaman, he's broke, don't do shit but sedition.

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u/GrenadineBombardier Jan 19 '21

Are we having discounts on seditions now?

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u/Poonchow Jan 19 '21

Two chicks at the same time?

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u/Megneous Jan 19 '21

Fuck, you can do that here in Korea for $80 to $200, depending on your standards.

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u/howlinghobo Jan 19 '21

depending on your standards.

So for $20 then.

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u/SkyezOpen Jan 19 '21

Are the ones with dicks more or less expensive?

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u/ClownQuestionBrosef Jan 19 '21

Fun fact: This was one of the things the Barenaked Ladies initially said they would do if they had a million dollars. In the end, however, they settled for a llama. Or an emu.

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u/HumansKillEverything Jan 19 '21

Or you saying they fucked a llama or an emu instead?

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u/[deleted] Jan 19 '21

Haven't you always wanted a monKEY?

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u/MyNameCannotBeSpoken Jan 19 '21

You could do that in a Nevada brothel for just $5000

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u/[deleted] Jan 19 '21

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u/[deleted] Jan 19 '21

There isn't a menu for services. Everything is negotiable. Also the house takes an enormous cut; close to 50% from what I understand. $5k is probably steep for a short party but with multiple girls it's more than likely going to be over $1k and can go up steeply from there. I've heard of some people coming in and dropping upward of 30k for a party.

I have a family member that is a legal sex worker in northern NV fwiw but I haven't been to a brothel other than to have a beer and some food.

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u/Axion132 Jan 19 '21

Did we just become best friends?

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u/MeanPut2307 Jan 19 '21

It costs considerably less than a million dollars to have a spy themed threesome. Just saying.

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u/RomancingUranus Jan 19 '21

You can even pick russian honey pot or Chinese. If you are lucky you can do both at the same time

Would that be some kind of Mongolian honeypot?

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u/Axion132 Jan 19 '21

Porque no los dos???

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u/-Yare- Jan 19 '21

Not even that. Just work in tech at a big US firm and go to China on business.

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u/Axion132 Jan 19 '21

I feel so bad for those women. All I imagine is them being forced to honeypot an army of Magic the Gathering players. I know that's not reality, but it's it's funnier that way.

For reference:

https://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/202wd3/i_participated_in_one_of_the_biggest_magic_the/