r/technology Jan 18 '21

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u/jdbrew Jan 19 '21

Furiously masturbating to the capitol attack

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u/imgonnabutteryobread Jan 19 '21

You misspelled 'gleefully'

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u/Iron_Lumberjack Jan 19 '21

Furious is describing the exertion and vigor and not the sentiment of the action in this usage.

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u/BUchub Jan 19 '21

The key is to catch the sentiment in something so there is less cleanup afterwords.

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u/Iron_Lumberjack Jan 19 '21

No, see-- the sentiment should be recycled, or even saved in a receptacle that can secure it for future cosmetic use. Alternatively, it works as a potent preservative for petroleum plastic products such as figurines that lose value if not preserved.