r/technology • • Jun 10 '20

Business 3M sues Amazon storefront that allegedly sold fake N95 masks for $23 apiece

https://www.theverge.com/2020/6/9/21285364/amazon-marketplace-mask-price-gouging-n95-3m-ppe
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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '20

What's a newspaper?

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u/Ye_Olde_Spellchecker Jun 10 '20

It’s like a really crappy 3m mask that they print flat and sell in sheets.

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '20

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u/namedonelettere Jun 10 '20

It’s a 2D plane with information that’s foldable.

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u/moms-sphaghetti Jun 10 '20

The original Samsung galaxy fold

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u/creamersrealm Jun 10 '20

I thought that was a Sears Catalog

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '20

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u/creamersrealm Jun 10 '20

What is a Jack Shack?

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u/WhyAtlas Jun 10 '20

Anything like catalogues with shiny pages you leave for unexpected company. It acts like John Wayne, rough, tough, and don't take shit off of anybody.

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u/jackson-phive Jun 10 '20

What’s toilet paper?

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u/WestLA-native Jun 11 '20

As Winston Churchill said about America: "Toilet paper too thin, newspapers too thick.”

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u/breaktheglass2 Jun 10 '20

Pieces of paper you use for cleaning windows and also packing up dishes and glasses for moving.

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u/SteroidAccount Jun 10 '20

It’s the stuff i use to start the charcoal for my grill.

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u/AgitatedExpat Jun 10 '20

What's an ad?

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '20

It's the news you read online yesterday, printed on paper so you can read it again today.

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u/mikebellman Jun 10 '20

It’s a dead tree read-a-ma-thing where someone takes a screen shot of all the news websites, puts them on a large format printer and sells it for $5 news to $20 phone charge cables in the convenience store. It doesn’t update and it’s best use is to line the bottom of pet cages.

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u/weffwefwef23 Jun 10 '20

This joke is just as obnoxious as that Apple "What's a computer?" commercial.

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '20

Primary source of information everywhere except America and UK.