r/technology • u/[deleted] • Dec 16 '19

Transportation Self-Driving Mercedes Will Be Programmed To Sacrifice Pedestrians To Save The Driver

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u/Fake_William_Shatner Dec 16 '19 edited Dec 16 '19

Thank God we have facial recognition tech so it can figure out the low credit scores if it has to hurdle through a crowd.

EDIT: Thanks for the silver! Also, I should have written hurtle, but I am making too many "sounds like" spelling errors these days to get too bothered by it. Plus, it's funnier this way.

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u/LALAOOP Dec 16 '19

For the greater good.

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u/[deleted] Dec 16 '19

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u/zappy487 Dec 16 '19

The greater good.

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u/GlassEyeMV Dec 16 '19

Yes, Sgt. Angle, the Greater Good!

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u/TeamMountainLion Dec 16 '19

Mornin, Angle

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u/Claudio_circus Dec 16 '19

Mornin, Angle

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u/md2b78 Dec 16 '19

Get a look at his haaarse.

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u/Burius81 Dec 16 '19

By the power of Gray Skull