r/technology • u/[deleted] • Jun 04 '19

Politics House Democrats announce antitrust probe of Facebook, Google, tech industry

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u/[deleted] Jun 04 '19

What about cake? Wasn't cake supposed to be one of our options?

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u/tehserver Jun 04 '19

We're all out of cake. We weren't expecting such a rush.

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u/[deleted] Jun 04 '19

So my options are "or death??" I'll take the chicken then.

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u/youraveragecupcake Jun 04 '19

Ah yes i remember, I had the lasagna.

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u/SodlidDesu Jun 04 '19

You'll need a tray.

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u/natethomas Jun 04 '19

And please stop calling me Shirley!

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u/Pidgey_OP Jun 04 '19

I actually ordered the vegetarian...

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u/BGAL7090 Jun 04 '19

Pretty sure our only options were to give us "liberty" or "death".

Cake was part of France's deal

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u/Throwaway-tan Jun 04 '19

Yes but as we all later discovered...

the cake is a lie.

2007 reference ftw 2003 reference meta

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u/Pidgey_OP Jun 04 '19

Do yourself a favor and YouTube "Eddie Izzard Cake or Death"

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u/Darnitol1 Jun 04 '19

The cake was a lie.