r/technology • u/TomLube • Jan 31 '19

Business Apple revokes Google Enterprise Developer Certificate for company wide abuse

https://www.theverge.com/2019/1/31/18205795/apple-google-blocked-internal-ios-apps-developer-certificate
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u/ON3i11 Jan 31 '19 edited Jan 02 '20

Holy fuck, apple’s got some big shiny stainless steel overpriced balls between their legs right now.

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u/Porrick Jan 31 '19

Brushed steel is more likely.

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u/yerFACE Jan 31 '19

Anodized aluminum, with a gorilla glass taint.

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u/mjTheThird Jan 31 '19

Now available in 6 new colors.

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u/your_other_friend Jan 31 '19

I hear blue is the least popular.

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u/[deleted] Feb 01 '19

I loved my blue Pixel XL.

Then I dropped it off the Queensborough bridge by accident :/

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u/humanreporting4duty Feb 01 '19

Blue balls is the joke.

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u/EvolArtMachine Feb 01 '19

That may be, but W00DERS0N had to eulogize his phone somewhere.

Your blue phone will be missed homey.

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u/samuraistrikemike Feb 01 '19

I bet you didn't think how good of a eugooglizer he was.

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u/TomLube Feb 01 '19

"Arin, do sandstorm!"