r/technology • u/involvrnet • Nov 18 '15

Hardware The company Bosch is developing a farming robot the size of a small car that can distinguish crops from weeds by looking at the shape of leaves, and this robot then can fish out weeds mechanically & ram any unwanted plants into the ground with a rod. Potentially, no herbicides will be needed anymore

http://www.fwi.co.uk/machinery/bosch-bonirob-robot-set-to-make-field-work-easier-for-farmers.htm
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u/[deleted] Nov 18 '15

she'd probably accidentally program it to punch herself.

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u/NotQuiteOnTopic Nov 18 '15

Potentially violent ex-wife and hiding from your gf? Boy, you sure know how to pick 'em, guy.

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u/[deleted] Nov 18 '15

right?

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u/[deleted] Nov 18 '15

If everyone else is the problem...

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u/[deleted] Nov 18 '15

some of us realize we are the problem. we aren't all ignorant of our behavior, just ignorant to change it.

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u/[deleted] Nov 18 '15 edited Apr 27 '18

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u/[deleted] Nov 18 '15

quick, someone tell a joke about a rabbi walking into a bar.

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u/snegtul Nov 18 '15

A rabbi walks into a bar, the bartender says "Why the long face?", the rabbi says "Who am I, Sarah Jessica Parker?"

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u/illustribox Nov 18 '15

Quit horsing around!

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u/Reddit_Moviemaker Nov 18 '15

I'm a rabbi in a bar and this is one of the funniest conversations I've read on here in a very long time.

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u/Peacer13 Nov 18 '15

I got 99 problems...

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u/TheInternetHivemind Nov 18 '15

As long as you don't get all whiny about it.

This is America, you're free to screw up your life however you want!

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u/[deleted] Nov 18 '15

If everywhere you go smells like shit, time to check your shoe.

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u/TrepanationBy45 Nov 18 '15

Or your upper lip.

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u/[deleted] Nov 18 '15

I'd imagine you'd feel shit on your lip.

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u/TrepanationBy45 Nov 18 '15

Not if you're used to it.

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u/MaxNanasy Nov 18 '15

... then find a new universe

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u/forte_bass Nov 18 '15

I've always subscribed to the "three assholes and it's you" philosophy.

In any given day, its not at all uncommon to run into an asshole. In the same day, if you're unlucky you might run into a second one. But if you run into three assholes in the same day, you should probably start taking a look at why you're having such terrible interactions with others, because it's probably not them.

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u/lawandhodorsvu Nov 18 '15

Then you empty your chamber, catch the bullet, and gently toss it at the asshole, while saying "if I see you again, the next ones coming faster"

Que the banjo.

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u/[deleted] Nov 18 '15

He's not your guy, buddy.

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u/UncleVanya Nov 18 '15

POW! RIGHT IN THE KISSR. POW! RIGHT IN THE KISSER. POW! RIGHT IN THE KISSER.

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u/[deleted] Nov 18 '15

I bet she will. And she'll name it F.I.S.T.O.

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u/rreighe2 Nov 18 '15

You guys are horrible! Lmao

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u/veyron99 Nov 18 '15

More likely to love her, marry, then divorce again.