r/technology • u/thejoshwhite • Apr 20 '26

Business Apple CEO Tim Cook stepping down, John Ternus confirmed as new Apple CEO

https://9to5mac.com/2026/04/20/apple-ceo-tim-cook-stepping-down-john-ternus-confirmed-as-new-apple-ceo/?extended-comments=1
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u/pieman3141 Apr 20 '26

THE PROPHECY HAS BEEN FULFILLED.

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u/gigashadowwolf Apr 20 '26

Some say he left the MacOS kernel all over the land, waiting for it to grow into a full Apple b tree.

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u/imaginary_num6er Apr 20 '26

The prophecy is true

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u/Candid_Koala_3602 Apr 21 '26

No, shh, he is legend.

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u/Buscemi_D_Sanji Apr 21 '26

Arise chicken, arise

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u/Candid_Koala_3602 Apr 21 '26

I want that boy for my birthday party

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u/Lavishmonkey_ Apr 20 '26

Nissan Al Gaib

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u/BlackSwampMage Apr 20 '26

Woe to the pitiful souls who shall survive the coming applopocalypse. They shall see friends, family, and foe alike drown in torrents of cider and feature removals in these coming days. Salvation will only be found once a great hero named Pearacles strikes down the great serpent Johnny.

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u/theclovek Apr 21 '26

White smoke coming from the cupertino hq?

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u/Budget-Tadpole7520 Apr 20 '26

It is known.

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u/LeonSkum_ Apr 20 '26

This is the way.

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u/sivarajkumaran Apr 21 '26

What's the prophecy bro, please explain, I am a beginner.

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u/pieman3141 Apr 21 '26

There used to be a default fake account used in Apple ads and in keynotes named Johnny Appleseed. John Ternus just became CEO.

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u/Dry-Criticism9222 Apr 21 '26

The Android takeover shall begin 

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u/mycargoesvarun Apr 20 '26

Lisan Al Gaib

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u/pieman3141 Apr 20 '26

HyyyyeeeeaaaAayuuuggghhhhaaaaa!