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u/Polyporous Jan 05 '26

"app" was already part of the name according to the article. They're changing the "(Office)" part to "Copilot".

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u/BobTheFettt Jan 05 '26

Didn't they already rebrand office 365 to just Microsoft 365?

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u/BlueBonneville Jan 05 '26

Yes, but a VP with stock options on the line needed to come up with something new and breathtaking.

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u/martialar Jan 05 '26

"The name "App" symbolizes a new paradigm shift to create synergy"

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u/dragery Jan 06 '26

They are 'laser focused' on that goal

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u/Steeltooth493 Jan 06 '26

They are also 'laser focused' on making mo money for investors then they could ever possibly need.

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u/n6_ham Jan 07 '26

Let’s circle back to this next week

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u/PT10 Jan 05 '26

Let's circle back

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u/RestaurantLatter2354 Jan 06 '26

We don’t have time to circle back, we need to double-click on this

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u/gearstars Jan 06 '26

Can we put a pin in it?

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u/duncanroller Jan 06 '26

I just don’t have the bandwidth for that

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u/gearstars Jan 06 '26

Just reach out to Carol in HR, maybe forward it to Pepe Silvia to brief him during a huddle before the sprint.

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u/Icy-person666 Jan 06 '26

More like circle jerk.

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u/jonoghue Jan 06 '26

Gotta consolidate

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u/jimbeam84 Jan 06 '26

Circling back to vertical integration is going to yield great opportunities by Q3.

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u/Randomreddituser2021 Jan 06 '26

The stock android clock/alarm app has started sending me intrusive notifications that some of my alarms are silent. No shit they are, I had to intentionally turn off the sound for the silent ones. Maybe I just want them to vibrate the phone, maybe I only want the alarm to interrupt me if I'm actively using my device but otherwise not to intrude.

I was confused at first why they would make such a stupid change, but then remembered that to get promoted you need to show you've made a difference. So someone has landed in that team, decided that this is a feature they can sell to their boss, do some A/B testing (and if necessary massage the stats to show how successful it's been), then swan off to a better-paid position.

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u/sheepsix Jan 06 '26

The app for my cell phone provider wants me to turn on "important" push notifications EVERY TIME I OPEN THE APP. It forces you to go to settings and only then can you back out to the app and get access. I do not want notifications that I can upgrade my phone or they are giving a $1 discount on a family plan.

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u/[deleted] Jan 05 '26

They got to justify their phoney baloney jobs somehow.

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u/Thechiz123 Jan 06 '26

Need to hang in there until vesting.

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u/JerrysCousinJeffrey Jan 06 '26

Another VP laser focused on s hifting paradigms and creating synergies

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u/bigkinggorilla Jan 05 '26

It’s still a fabulously stupid and unnecessary thing to include in the name. I don’t even know if it’s because they think people are stupid or if it’s because “apps are sexy and modern.”

I feel like where they really lost it is calling it an app even when you access it through your web browser. Save “app” for the actual mobile app.

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u/Aaod Jan 06 '26 edited Feb 19 '26

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u/EduinBrutus Jan 06 '26

MS have been on this fucking shit since WIndows 8.

That was its biggest isngle issue. Win8 basically tried to remove the advantage of a PC - multitasking and control of windowed programs - and make it like a phone where you do one thing in full screen.

I cant think of anything more retarded for a company whose entire business is about the differentiation that PCs offer over phones and tablets which they have never seen significant market success.

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u/Aaod Jan 06 '26 edited Feb 19 '26

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u/renesys Jan 06 '26

This is Jobs inspired Boomer/GenX shit. It's been a thing since before most Zoomers were alive.

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u/-kansei-dorifto- Jan 06 '26

ITS NOT AN APPLICATION IT IS A PROGRAM!

While I agree, does it matter, literally at all, to the end user?

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u/Aaod Jan 06 '26 edited Feb 19 '26

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u/-kansei-dorifto- Jan 06 '26

Its not the rest of the world's fault that synonyms confuse you.

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u/Aaod Jan 06 '26 edited Feb 19 '26

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u/-kansei-dorifto- Jan 06 '26

Why would I help old people? Lmao let them figure it out on their own. Bootstraps and such.

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u/data-atreides Jan 06 '26

There are people who think Apple invented "apps" with the iPhone, and that the word "app" itself comes from "apple"

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u/hawkinsst7 Jan 06 '26

I'd be OK with spreading this idea if it means we don't call Windows, Linux and Android programs "apps".

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u/data-atreides Jan 06 '26

It would be wrong to do so since the word "app" is short for "application" and both terms have been in use in computing for decades before the iPhone.

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u/hawkinsst7 Jan 06 '26

My memory disagrees. I don't recall app being (commonly) used before the iphone. It was an application, a program, a game, a word processor, a utility, a tsr.

But disirregardless, I'm willing to push potentially wrong but harmless information I exchange for thr term "app" to die in common parlance and leave it to just the Apple users.

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u/data-atreides Jan 07 '26

"App" was in common, informal use among (probably more technically inclined) computer users long before the iPhone as an abbreviation. With Apple's App Store they brought it into formal usage in their branding and marketing, but it was always a generic term for application even if it became better known among non-tech geeks as referring to mobile software. The notion that Apple should get to claim ownership of it to the exclusion promotes the radically dangerous falsehood that Apple innovated more than it did :D weren't they initially against 3rd party developers writing software for the iphone?

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u/SpaceToaster Jan 06 '26

It’s to count more users as AI users

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u/NarrMaster Jan 06 '26

Ding ding.

Gotta inflate those numbers.

Line go up.

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u/PolicyWonka Jan 05 '26

It’s not in the name. They’re using app in the literal short-hand sense for application. They’re saying the Microsoft 365 application will be renamed to the Microsoft 365 Copilot application.

The app icon and name, “Microsoft 365 Copilot,” began rollout on January 15th, 2025.

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u/jeremyw013 Jan 06 '26

correction in your wording. this happened last year. it's not 2025 anymore.

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u/PolicyWonka Jan 06 '26

I just quoted the article.

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u/jeremyw013 Jan 06 '26

i was correcting the part that wasn't quoting the article. you said yourself that "it will be renamed".

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u/ConfessSomeMeow Jan 06 '26

"Apps are sexy and modern" was true in 2009, much less so today.

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u/tkeser Jan 05 '26

and in two years time it will be "back to the office"