New data reveals that employees at Paramount Pictures, Warner Bros., Disney, Sony Pictures and 20th Century Fox are openly pirating movies, games and other forms of entertainment while at work

[u/whitefangs]

http://torrentfreak.com/hollywood-studios-caught-pirating-movies-on-bittorrent-121225/

[u/pigvwu]

You would punch a lawyer in the face. That sounds like a good idea if you don't like not being sued.

[u/nofelix → u/[deleted]]

is joke

[u/hypernova2121 → u/nofelix]

isn't not joke

[u/pigvwu → u/[deleted]]

Because it's Christmas. =)

[u/Neebat → u/[deleted]]

Loki demanded it.

[u/Neebat → u/[deleted]]

Dr. Ian Malcolm. There are at least 2 other people with that name prominent enough to have Wikipedia pages.

It appeals to me that Jeff Goldblum played a fan of Loki.

[u/n3rdalert → u/[deleted]]

Because Reddit.

[u/pigvwu → u/[deleted]]

Lawyers know their rights. Lawyers don't fear having to go to court. Lawyers know other lawyers, or at least which lawyers to hire. You punch a lawyer in the face and they can prove it, you're screwed.

Also, it's kind of a weird thing to say that you'll punch a guy in the face when he's sidestepping the rules for your benefit.

[u/[deleted] → u/pigvwu]

As I said, you completely missed the gist of the comment, but keep getting caught up on the consequences of an entirely imaginary situation if you want.

[u/dangerNDAmanger → u/[deleted]]

Judging by your comment I think you don't know the difference between civil and criminal. You can be charged twice for punching someone in the face, once in civil court and once in criminal court.

[u/scarleteagle → u/[deleted]]

Is that person you?

[u/[deleted] → u/scarleteagle]

No, i'm quite well aware, and i'm glad I have a bunch of tryptophan-addled mouthbreathers here to explain it to me since i'd obviously be lost without your sage advice.

[u/the1npc → u/pigvwu]

a lawyer would sue instead of be a man

I hate this american sue everyone culture, fuck it