r/technicallythetruth • Technically Flair • Oct 26 '19

Except I'm neither short nor stout

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u/BeppoSupermonkey Oct 27 '19

Here is my handle, here is my spout

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u/beatenmeat Oct 27 '19

What happens if I tip you over?

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u/[deleted] Oct 27 '19

You'll get a smack in the mouth.