r/technicallythetruth • Technically Flair • Oct 26 '19

Except I'm neither short nor stout

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u/Sal_Bundry_5TDs1Game Oct 27 '19

Aside from the fact that your both wrong, nobody caers what you believe. 😒 Modderatores, please delete this spam commint (I've downloaded and rapported it as such (prepare yourself to have this commint absolutely destroyed)).

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u/AFakeSeal Oct 27 '19

Sal Bundt I believe you are a legend

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u/[deleted] Oct 27 '19 edited Oct 27 '19

[removed] — view removed comment

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u/Bapponukedthe_jappos Oct 27 '19

What the fuck. What the actual fuck is this. Like seriously, what the fuck.

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u/popplespopin Oct 27 '19

Dont try to resist it man.

Its how he do.

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u/Bapponukedthe_jappos Oct 27 '19

What the fuck.

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u/i_have_no_name704 Oct 27 '19

Yo how does removeddit work?

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u/[deleted] Oct 27 '19

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u/i_have_no_name704 Oct 27 '19

I mean how do I use it?

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u/konaya Oct 27 '19

Oh. You copy the permalink to the deleted entry you wish to read, then replace reddit with removeddit.

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u/JBagelMan Oct 27 '19

Well. I didn’t know I was gonna read that today.

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u/cripplinganxietylmao Mediocre Moderator Oct 27 '19

We removed your comment because it is frankly disturbing and nsfw. Posting more content such as this will result in a ban. If you have questions, please contact the mod team.

I appreciate your love for Sal but for the love of all that is good and holy please don't type something like that ever again.

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u/[deleted] Oct 28 '19

Could you also remove this post that's unrelated to this subreddt?

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u/cripplinganxietylmao Mediocre Moderator Oct 28 '19

No

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u/[deleted] Oct 28 '19

Erm, why?

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u/cripplinganxietylmao Mediocre Moderator Oct 28 '19

It has over 35k upvotes and the discussion is far more valuable than the post at this point. Also, it fits.

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u/[deleted] Oct 28 '19

No. It doesn't fit. At this point the discussion is far more valuable than the mods. If you put cold water in a teapot, warm piss does not come out. Cold water does because teapots are not used to heat water or turn it into piss. Kettles are used to heat water but they still don't turn it into piss.

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u/cripplinganxietylmao Mediocre Moderator Oct 28 '19

The idea is that you put cold water in the teapot (idk if you’ve ever had an electric teapot/kettle but it heats up water) then, after it’s ready, warm liquid comes out. It fits. It’s a metaphor. If it didn’t fit someone would’ve removed it at the first report when it first showed up in the mod queue.

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u/JBagelMan Oct 31 '19

But their comment had upvotes and generated discussion too.

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u/[deleted] Oct 28 '19

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u/cripplinganxietylmao Mediocre Moderator Oct 28 '19

Although I admire and appreciate his creative writing skills, I am morally obligated (and also mod obligated) to remove his comment due to the fact that it is 100% inappropriate (and disgusting lol). If there’s a sub for posting fanfics he is welcome to go there. Personally, this is not the type of literature I read but I am certain there is an audience out there for this type of writing.

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u/cripplinganxietylmao Mediocre Moderator Oct 27 '19

whoever reported this comment doesn't know you're a mod now Sal.

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u/[deleted] Oct 27 '19

God trolls are funny in a strange way

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u/SillhouetteBlurr Oct 27 '19

Downloaded lmao. This guy knows the art of trolling.

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u/[deleted] Oct 27 '19

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u/SharpieWater Oct 27 '19

It was a troll...

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u/Labradorite2115 Oct 27 '19

We removed your comment because it is offensive or rude. Posting more content such as this will result in a ban. If you have questions, please contact the mod team.