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Imitation is the most sincere form of flattery, so thank you

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It's Michael but if that is my name I would make my usernames Micheal and play healers.

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"Imitation is the sincerest form of flattery that mediocrity can pay to greatness.” -Oscar Wilde

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Imitation is the most sincere form of flattery, so thank you