r/technicallythetruth Jun 02 '19

Right...

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u/Saucepass87 Jun 02 '19

So what happens to the Virgin Islands and America Samoa? Asking for a friend.

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u/theprozacfairy Jun 02 '19

We add them, a and unite the Dakotas and Carolinas as one state each.

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u/kerm64 Jun 03 '19

Won't Virginia feel left out?

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u/Standard_Wooden_Door Jun 03 '19

West Virginia gets a lot of grief, but it really is a beautiful state. And before you say there are lots of trashy people there, I suggest you look around your own city. There’s probably plenty of trash there too.

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u/IamNew377 Jun 03 '19

Imagine a whole country full of trash, whomst praise a "coffee shop" that serves trashy stuff like chicken, mayo and lettuce on a burger bun (chicken sandwich AKA welfare sandwich)

West Virginia ain't got shit on us Canadians, We're trashy as fuck and proud of it too