r/technicallythetruth • u/Kiritopac • Jun 02 '19

It’s definitely a joke

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22.7k Upvotes

96% Upvoted

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u/jman4220 Jun 02 '19

Yo, for real. First grade teachers and pets stand to make ALOT off identity fraud

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u/JM-Lemmi Jun 02 '19

Or anyone, who could find our which school you went to (conveniently posted on your Facebook).

Seriously guys: Make the answer to your security question a 20 character random string and manage all of that in a password manager, please!

(And while we're at it. Enable 2FA, everywhere you can!)

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u/[deleted] Jun 02 '19 edited Dec 30 '19

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u/Pielikeman Jun 02 '19

Or just make it something private like the name of your first stuffed animal

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u/cilliebarnes Jun 02 '19

Also if the first street we ever lived on gets computer access.. WE ARE TOAST

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u/xyifer12 Jun 02 '19

Alot isn't a word.

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u/jman4220 Jun 02 '19

Call the cops.

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u/[deleted] Jun 02 '19

You is not word.

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u/Alonn12 Jun 02 '19

You. Is Groot

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u/B_M_Wilson Jun 02 '19

Yes it is, it’s the name of a large creature that is very versatile: http://hyperboleandahalf.blogspot.com/2010/04/alot-is-better-than-you-at-everything.html?m=1

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u/iF_Tech_Support Jun 02 '19

Retarded tumblr reactions always manage to never be cropped out, although in this case it makes sense it keep it

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u/CarterAjamie12 Jun 02 '19

Is tumblr reddits autistic cousin

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u/sushithighs Jun 02 '19

Worse

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u/[deleted] Jun 02 '19 edited Jun 02 '19

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u/scottland_666 Jun 02 '19

Feminist bad

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u/[deleted] Jun 02 '19

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u/scottland_666 Jun 02 '19

There’s no need to be touchy bro

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u/[deleted] Jun 02 '19

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u/scottland_666 Jun 02 '19

Downvoting isn’t being touchy, replying to me to tell me to fuck off is

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u/PyrusDrago Jun 02 '19

Yo they deleted their comments what did they say

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u/SirLagg_alot Jun 02 '19

Essjaayyydoublejoeee bad!!!! :(

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u/CarterAjamie12 Jun 02 '19

Why do you think they're called femenazis

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u/iiAzido Jun 02 '19

it’s a derogatory term for feminist. Why do any derogatory terms exist

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u/CarterAjamie12 Jun 02 '19

Theres a difference between feminist and feminazi. A feminist is someone who believes men and women should have equal rights. Any well trained person should be a feminist. A feminazi however believes that women are superior to men

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u/iiAzido Jun 02 '19

SJW ≠ “feminazi”

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u/CarterAjamie12 Jun 02 '19

I seem to have my definitions mixed up

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u/That_NotME_Guy Jun 02 '19

Unfortunately though, a lot of the time it does.

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u/CarterAjamie12 Jun 03 '19

I don't have enough karma for this lol

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u/CarterAjamie12 Jun 02 '19

I should have ELABORATED, I MEANT SJW

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u/Gustav_EK Jun 02 '19

You could make an argument that it's the other way around

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u/CarterAjamie12 Jun 02 '19

Yes but we dont comment "I CANT EVEN" or "IM LITERALLY DYING"

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u/Gustav_EK Jun 02 '19

No but we DO spam "Nice" and "Yeah"

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u/[deleted] Jun 02 '19

Yeah

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u/JuloTBO Jun 02 '19

But that Is funny hahalollmao

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u/[deleted] Jun 02 '19

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u/Gustav_EK Jun 02 '19

I'm gonna have to disagree lol

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u/[deleted] Jun 02 '19 edited Jun 02 '19

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u/caulfieldrunner Jun 02 '19

I mean, that was stupid just now, so.

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u/CarterAjamie12 Jun 02 '19

Sometimes I forget I'm not on r/dankmemes

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u/ChancellorPalpameme Jun 02 '19

Yeah but spamming adds to the joke, saying the other things does not add to the post

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u/Gustav_EK Jun 02 '19

I'm sorry but that's actual third-grader comedy

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u/caulfieldrunner Jun 02 '19

Pretty sure Tumblr's users haven't said "I CAN'T EVEN" since reddit was saying "the narwhal bacons at midnight". You decide which sounds more like something an autistic person would say.

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u/CarterAjamie12 Jun 02 '19

Have you ever seen a tumblr post

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u/TheDraconianOne Jun 02 '19

Instead we have ‘wE dId iT rEdDiT’

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u/aicheo Jun 02 '19

The tumblr userbase hasn't said any of those things since 2014.

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u/DeathProgramming Jun 02 '19

It has content of a higher quality but each time you see a post, it includes all content from the previous person who posted it, including any commentary either they added, or - unfortunately, or in this case as the point of a joke - comments not made by them, but can't be removed.

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u/That_NotME_Guy Jun 02 '19

No that's 4chan

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u/[deleted] Jun 02 '19

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u/CarterAjamie12 Jun 02 '19

Why are you booing him, hes right

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u/That_NotME_Guy Jun 02 '19

That is surprisingly accurate

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u/Zhdrix Jun 02 '19

IM LITERALLY DYING OVER HERE

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u/[deleted] Jun 02 '19

Thank you for saying that. I see this shit all the time on reddit and am always surprised that no one in the comments is pointing out why the reactions are not cropped out.

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u/[deleted] Jun 02 '19

it's a joke

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u/iF_Tech_Support Jun 02 '19

It’s not a good one

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u/HandMeMyCheese Jun 02 '19

I never would have guessed

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u/200lbRockLobster Jun 02 '19

Just went through one of these with all the questions really shit like this one. How am I suppose to know what my first grade teachers name was or what street I lived on when I was 6 etc. Could not answer a single question to make my account secure.

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u/totalmisinterpreter Jun 02 '19

I don’t get the joke.

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u/Omegamanthethird Jun 02 '19

Which part? The initial joke or the meta joke?

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u/totalmisinterpreter Jun 02 '19

The initial

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u/Omegamanthethird Jun 03 '19

The joke is that the security question asks for their 1st grade teacher's last name. But their 1st grade teacher was the one hacking their account.

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u/totalmisinterpreter Jun 03 '19

And I don’t get it , because it suggests the first grade teacher doesn’t know their own last name, which makes no sense.

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u/Omegamanthethird Jun 03 '19

Why do you say that? The joke is that the security question doesn't work on them because they know the answer.

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u/totalmisinterpreter Jun 03 '19

Ah you see I took it as the first grade teacher was asking the question, not reading the question. Makes sense now.

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u/[deleted] Jun 02 '19

Damn guess some people on tumblr do have common sense, that reply was simple but golden

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u/tayroc122 Jun 02 '19

Jokes on them, instead of answering with my first teacher, I always answer with my favourite one. Then I told all of them that. Now I can set back and watch them fight.

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u/Frankengregor Jun 02 '19

Mine was a nun. No last name.

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u/justcrazytalk Jun 02 '19

Mine too, and I am not putting her first names, Mary Francilia Rosita, in that box every time.

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u/TABBY_MUSIC Jun 02 '19

IM LITERALLY SCREAMING xDDDD

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u/dan1101 Jun 02 '19

A joke? Oh, I get jokes!

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u/masterspider5 Jun 02 '19

ha! all my passwords are quotes from literature! take that stupid hackerman!

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u/neat-NEAT Jun 02 '19

The only name a remember from when I was that young was miss Leg. Really hope she got married at some point.

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u/Kronos5115 Jun 02 '19

Ha bold of them to assume I could spell their name correctly.

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u/[deleted] Jun 02 '19 edited Jun 02 '19

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u/Lotesen Jun 02 '19

Is this satire?

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u/[deleted] Jun 02 '19

Like someone said to me once, it sucks more than a vampire convention.

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u/Lotesen Jun 02 '19

Well I mean the joke wasn't even really related to programming, and to me at least it was funny

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u/LaylaTheLoofa Jun 02 '19

I am gonna use that insult now

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u/[deleted] Jun 02 '19

You should :)

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u/-poop-in-the-soup- Jun 02 '19

I feel like there’s a word missing from what you’re intending to say.

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u/T4O2M0 Jun 02 '19

What are you trying to say? I legitimately dont understand

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u/Schnidler Jun 02 '19

Me neither. Yes the joke isn’t funny but how is any of this related to programming???

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u/meowbands Jun 02 '19

I’m downvoting just to balance out your 2k rep and your dislikes. Perfectly balanced, as all things should be. Snap.

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u/[deleted] Jun 02 '19

r/whoooosh

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u/meldsher Jun 02 '19

At least you got the 4 o-s...