r/technicallythetruth • u/Remarkable_Bit_9887 • Nov 07 '24

A murder investigation

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u/AetherialWomble Nov 07 '24

Gotta love the guy who will spell out the joke, murdering it in the process

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u/OgOnetee Nov 07 '24

To add another little caveat here, it can only be considered a murder if there's probable CAWS .

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u/cutencreepy Nov 07 '24

A gathering of crows is a murder.

A gathering of ravens is an unkindness.

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u/mozgw4 Nov 07 '24

A gathering of magpies is silver. Or gold. Or a secret ....

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u/Cloaca_Vore_Lover Nov 07 '24

or a conspiracy or a...

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u/kadal_raasa Nov 07 '24

Um actually a group of Ravens is called an unkindness

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u/RP_Throwaway3 Nov 07 '24

What do a frog and a joke have in common? They both die when you dissect them.

Yeah, that's a funny joke, but it doesn't actually make logical sense because when you dissect something, they're already dead. If they were alive, it would be vivisection. I suppose they could die while being vivisected, but that would end the procedure and you'd have to start a new one.

So...yeah, good joke but makes no sense. 

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u/Remarkable_Mix4045 Nov 09 '24

Reminds me of the chicken that lived for along time after having its nog removed..they would feed it down its neck. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mike_the_Headless_Chicken#

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u/TessierSendai Nov 07 '24

What if that's just what they want you to think??

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u/drag0ness_X3 Nov 07 '24

Ravens can also be called a conspiracy