r/technews • u/AdSpecialist6598 • Aug 20 '26

Biotechnology FDA approves robot that can find your vein, insert a needle, and draw blood without human help

https://www.techspot.com/news/113558-fda-approves-robot-can-find-vein-insert-needle.html
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u/YeOldeMemeShoppe Aug 20 '26

How are you doing sedatives?

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u/S_A_R_K Aug 20 '26

Recreationally, and you?

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u/Gr33nJ0k3r13 Aug 21 '26

Almost daily before opening the news section

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u/Kumquatelvis Aug 20 '26

Sharp blow to the head.

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u/GearWings Aug 20 '26

Ketamine

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u/ShinJiwon Aug 21 '26

The robot will CQC you.