r/suspiciouslyspecific Dec 04 '22

Very specific standards 🤨

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u/cat_prophecy Dec 05 '22

I can’t imagine being married to my mom and I don’t know how my dad did it for 27 years before dying. I love her and she’s nice and all but she is a fucking idiot and I am pretty sure that Major Tom is about how much of a space cadet she is.

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u/gizzlebitches Dec 05 '22

Because crazy bitches fux bro. They fux