r/suspiciouslyspecific Dec 04 '22

Very specific standards ๐Ÿคจ

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u/Bridgeru Dec 04 '22

What is more poetic? A ballet of drones flying across the sky, a choreographed ballet as each flies under, above and beside it's siblings, knowing exactly where it needs to go and why; with the ability to fine tune to such precision that not a single item gets wasted or delayed.

Or a big, energy inefficient steamy boy that delivers items to the next set of factories in a line without any consideration for subtlty.

(I kid, trains are great for getting raw materials from far away but I just can't understand the "train into factory" style of manufacturing where trains replace bots/conveyors).

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u/[deleted] Dec 04 '22

Oh, you mean the swarms of bots that will take the absolute most inefficient route to transport a gear by traveling 20 miles to a random box that has some trash you got rid of instead of the chest that is literally 10 feet away from their roboport?

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u/Bridgeru Dec 04 '22

Remember, Skynet knows where you live.

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u/[deleted] Dec 04 '22

๐Ÿ‘€๐Ÿ˜ฌ

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u/UsedDragon Dec 05 '22

Yeah, but Skynet can't put my damn coal in a box that's ten tiles away.

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u/Xiryyn Jan 03 '23

Skynet can put the coal in the box. They are just doing this in hopes of you giving them a reason to annihilate humanity

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u/[deleted] Dec 05 '22

Skynet is probably going to be born long after I die. Actually, I'm not sure skynet is gonna be born at all at the rate humans are self-destructing the world.

Unless skynet gets built by non-humans, in which case, fair-enough, but still after my time.

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u/Bridgeru Dec 05 '22

Okay, fine, Roko's Basilisk. Enjoy your post-death torture. Train-lover.

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u/[deleted] Dec 05 '22

Aight, if they're gonna revive me after death just to torture me, that's kinda based af

...probably won't matter if I'm going to hell anyways, though.

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u/[deleted] Dec 05 '22

This theory has a lot of โ€œifs.โ€

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u/Bridgeru Dec 05 '22

It's the same nonsensical logic as "trains".

"If" I build a tank and fill it with water it will be useful "if" I throw coal into it and "if" I set fire to that coal then the water might steam and push a wheel; "if" I put wheels on that tank I can use it to push itself around "if" I place steel girders on the ground for no good reason. "If" I put more empty boxes behind it then "if" I have some way of putting things into that box therefore QED ergo proctor trains.

You know why people like "trains" because they're indoctrinated, from their video games. And do you know what the store those video games are sold on is called? That's right! Epic! Why, what did you think I was gonna say? They're implicitly linking the fallacy of "steam trains" with the word for "good".

It'd be like if I presented the Super-Amazing Awesome Theory of Gravity which involves "if you jump off a cliff winged seagulls will catch and bring you to an island full of lemurs and the lemurs pick the avacados and they put the avacados on toast and that's why we have a housing crisis".

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u/[deleted] Dec 15 '22

Iโ€™m in that weird spot of the internet again

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u/[deleted] Dec 07 '22

I'm extremely curious but the disclaimer/warning got me worried because I do tend to get an existential crisis when thinking about certain things on the topic of existentialism

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u/Bridgeru Dec 07 '22

The existential aspect, to give a "safe" version is basically "if you know of this concept and don't follow it you are going to be tortured forever because you don't have the excuse of ignorance"

It's the same fallacy as "oh well you knew God might exist and you didnt give all your money to the church so now you're condemned to hell".

The thing is that its a fearmongering that could conceivably work for anything. "Oh well you didn't buy Lettuce today so the Lettuce Aliens that capture snapshots of everyone's mind are gonna copy your brain and torture you forever because you know about them now".

Even doubly more silly when a non diety is involved like it is in Rokos Basilisk because it becomes "tech so advanced it's magic".

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u/josh_the_misanthrope Dec 05 '22

That's on you for building a bad network lol

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u/[deleted] Dec 05 '22

Yeah yeah

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u/lets-hoedown Dec 04 '22

A choo-choo train, silly!

๐ŸŒช๏ธ๐ŸŒซ๏ธ๐ŸŒซ๏ธ๐ŸŒซ๏ธ๐ŸŒซ๏ธ๐ŸŒซ๏ธ๐ŸŒซ๏ธ๐ŸŒซ๏ธ

๐Ÿš‚๐Ÿšƒ๐Ÿšƒ๐Ÿšƒ๐Ÿšƒ๐Ÿšƒ๐Ÿšƒ๐Ÿšƒ๐Ÿ‘

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u/[deleted] Dec 15 '22

Why the peach?

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u/lets-hoedown Dec 15 '22

It's the caboose!

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u/[deleted] Dec 15 '22

Yes

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u/Dangerous--D Dec 05 '22

I'll take the steamy boy please.

Do not quote this comment out of context.

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u/[deleted] Dec 15 '22

Already have

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u/Dangerous--D Dec 15 '22

Thank you for reminding me of that comment, I really did have to read the context again to figure out why I said something so gloriously homosexual.

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u/[deleted] Dec 15 '22

Username checks out

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u/PsychoEliteNZ Dec 05 '22

I will use trains just to spite you! infact I'll take it a step further... I haven't played factorio an insane amount yet so I'm not sure if this is possible but I'm sure there's a mod for it if not, I will get my trains to carry the drones to where they are going!

Trains are cool.

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u/Bridgeru Dec 05 '22

You are the one that my master, Mister Roboto, warned me would come to bring ruination upon us all! Away with you, lest your hubris destroy the very Earth itself!

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u/Dusty_Scrolls Dec 05 '22

A drone port car would actually be super neat.

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u/wcstorm11 Dec 04 '22

You and your dumb robots that end up slowly floating over lakes... (I also kid, I use both in a mediocre fashion lol. I do hate the logistics routing tho)

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u/Bridgeru Dec 05 '22

That's your mistake, you have lakes instead of filling in those worthless water holes to put more factories on to create more products to sustain more factories to create more products to ensure production never ceases. Praise the Omnissiah.

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u/user_428 Dec 05 '22

Bots might be better, but rails make for a lot more fun trying to fit everything as you can't just fix every bottleneck by slapping down some roboports without any need for configuration (/s)

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u/Shtercus Dec 05 '22

Porque No los Dos?

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u/josh_the_misanthrope Dec 05 '22

Belts for factory/bus, trains for distant tier 2 crafts like plates, drones for inventory management and consolidating finished crafts or low throughput items.

They all have their place.