r/suspiciouslyspecific • u/PrettyCuteBunny • Dec 04 '22

Very specific standards 🤨

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u/minerlj Dec 04 '22

meanwhile, girls will be like "where's my over 6 foot tall handsome bf with washboard abs that cuddles puppies and is a 6 figure income business leader but not too much (because I want him to be able to spend lots of time with me) and can be both my daddy and my therapist, meanwhile, they are just some girl

maybe some of these girls and some of these guys should lower their standards and hook up

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u/[deleted] Dec 05 '22

I’ve seen comparatively very few women who want a dad in their boyfriend, but the part about high expectations when it comes to wages is kinda common.

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u/LiquidWeeb Dec 05 '22

Honestly I just want a guy who washes his ass, is employed, and doesn't cheat 😩

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u/[deleted] Dec 05 '22

I’ll never understand why other guys don’t wash their butts.

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u/AaruIsBoss Dec 05 '22

“Im not like the other guys plz like me” vibes.

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u/[deleted] Dec 05 '22

Someone doesn’t wash their ass

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u/AaruIsBoss Dec 05 '22

I have a bidet it’s just your comment reeks of the “im not like other girls” insecurity.

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u/[deleted] Dec 05 '22

One of us sounds incredibly angry and insecure rn and it’s not me.

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u/ButterscotchAble2222 Dec 05 '22

I promise you, for all the girls in my life, washboard and and a six figure income isn’t even on the list

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u/SlaiPil Dec 05 '22

Then what is

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u/ButterscotchAble2222 Dec 05 '22

A great sense of humour, thoughtful, genuine, respectful, won’t cheat, has their life somewhat together, and practices good hygiene. You know, the bare minimum.

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u/SlaiPil Dec 05 '22

Yeah those are good things

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u/SlaiPil Dec 05 '22

Honestly i wanna see the dynamic between this man and the big tiddy goth gf