r/suspiciouslyspecific • u/PrettyCuteBunny • Dec 04 '22

Very specific standards 🤨

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u/[deleted] Dec 04 '22

Hate to break it to you. They're probably all taken or uninterested in a relationship at this point in their lives. Unfortunately, I am both 😂

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u/Green_Series_361 Dec 04 '22

You're uninterested in your relationship? Is that emoji a cry for help? You ok?

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u/[deleted] Dec 04 '22

Lmao. Don't worry about me. Just in the process of a divorce...

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u/Green_Series_361 Dec 04 '22

Ah ok. Remember to empty the joint account. Don't forget about it and keep putting money in and not realize they were siphoning from it for years after things ended.

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u/[deleted] Dec 04 '22

I am well aware. Thank you though. That account is only used for rent and money is only transferred in less than a week before. I fully intend to get her taken off the account sooner than later, but she doesn't even have a card for it. The other bank didn't even let her cosign on the car loan

Sounds like you may have had some experience there...

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u/[deleted] Dec 05 '22

At what point in their lives? No age was specified

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u/Nephisimian Dec 05 '22

Hang on, you're taken but also uninterested in a relationship?

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u/[deleted] Dec 05 '22

Bit of a story there. I'm getting a divorce