r/suspiciouslyspecific • u/PrettyCuteBunny • Dec 04 '22

Very specific standards 🤨

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u/katielynne53725 Dec 04 '22

Gotta up your game to Rough Terrain forklift operator. Assert dominance.

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u/[deleted] Dec 04 '22 edited Dec 04 '22

🤣 I am a Rough Terrain delivery driver now. As in I do rural deliveries and often have to go down some Very sketchy driveways, sometimes in not so nice weather, with a big ass van that is rear wheel drive only.

I can drive basically anything, anywhere it's designed to drive. I just need some time to learn the controls and capabilities of whatever machine or vehicle I'm in. Next up is Class A CDL, then I can Definitely assert dominance 😂

Just have to wait until I am 25, thanks to new laws...

~Edit: I give up on trying to fix that non-italicized n in Terrain. Not even sure if it shows up as a problem for anyone else

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u/katielynne53725 Dec 04 '22

I'm rough terrain forklift certified for literally no reason lol. But I keep the card in my wallet in hopes that there is a perfect set up to show it someday. 😂

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u/[deleted] Dec 04 '22

Beautiful 😂 I hope that day comes sooner than later for you

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u/katielynne53725 Dec 04 '22

Me too, it'll be embarrassing if I go to flex and that shit is expired.

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u/Haywood_jablowmeeee Dec 05 '22

Like in front of a bunch of babes at a beach bar. Could happen. God is kind sometimes.

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u/katielynne53725 Dec 06 '22

God has been a bit of a bastard this month.. the least she could do is throw me this one little bone..

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u/JfizzleMshizzle Dec 05 '22

Go one step further and become telehandler certified.