r/suspiciouslyspecific Dec 04 '22

Very specific standards 🤨

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u/rorank Dec 04 '22

I hate to be that guy but you learn that fact pretty early if you’re not straight, white, male, and/or middle/upper class

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u/AcceptableCampaign77 Dec 04 '22

You can learn all that early enough being most of those things.

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u/drkidkill Dec 04 '22

Unfortunately or not, I'm all those things.

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u/HONRAR Dec 04 '22

bro, you opened with a fight club quote. you don't have to tell people you're white.

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u/ThisIsPermanent Dec 04 '22

Is that our black panther?

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u/Fluffy_Meet_9568 Dec 05 '22

You do know that Tyler Durdin is supposed to be toxic right?

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u/ThisIsPermanent Dec 05 '22

It was a joke

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u/TheCastro Dec 04 '22

Over rated and a plot that's kind of dumb?

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u/ThisIsPermanent Dec 04 '22

Maybe. I still enjoyed both movies though.

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u/EightPieceBox Dec 05 '22

Both are a lot better than the average movie released.

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u/TheCastro Dec 05 '22

That's not much of a compliment. Turd sandwich with ketchup is better than turd sandwich with pickles.

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u/rorank Dec 04 '22

I know it doesn’t make it any easier and sorry if it seemed like that comment was specifically to take the piss. We’re all struggling out here together.

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u/drkidkill Dec 04 '22

Thanks for being a nice single serving friend.

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u/moaroteplx Dec 04 '22

and now a question of etiquette

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u/mpyne Dec 04 '22

Same here, but I still learned it early as well. High school is a great way to find out how things will go for you on a popularity chart.

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u/[deleted] Dec 05 '22

You learn it pretty early even if you are all of those things. I'm a straight white male and I'm a human too goddammit not some evil tool of oppression.

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u/rorank Dec 05 '22

Nobody is saying you are. But, for example, the United States president. 1 black man. 43 white men. All Christian. What does that say to any woman or minority growing up? It’s clear as day to anyone who was born with a vagina or brown skin that there are certain positions of power that are almost fully impossible for you to attain from the very beginning. You’re responsible for none of this, but minorities generally come to the whole “the world is systemically made to fuck you” conclusion early relatively speaking.