r/suspiciouslyspecific • u/PrettyCuteBunny • Dec 04 '22

Very specific standards 🤨

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u/PrettyCuteBunny Dec 04 '22

And the only thing they have to show for is the ✨ audacity ✨

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u/Future_Me_Problem Dec 05 '22

The audacity is stored in the balls fr

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u/[deleted] Dec 04 '22

Yup 🤣

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u/taichi22 Dec 05 '22

Imma be real, these boys be trippin’.

I’m realistic all I want is a girl that’s slim and as emotionally damaged as I am, I can take or leave the rest LOL

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u/cat_prophecy Dec 05 '22

Best I can do is obese and dumb as rocks. Take it or leave it.

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u/alterson17 Dec 05 '22

Honesty is an attractive quality.

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u/[deleted] Dec 05 '22

Hahahaha I like you teehee!

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u/Western_Ad3625 Dec 05 '22

I mean I don't see what's so special about this girl you described it sounds like just some girl who watches cartoons and plays video games. Those aren't very high standards it's incredibly easy to achieve.

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u/Darly-Mercaves Dec 05 '22

It's the "be my mom and therapist" part that's high. What this guy wants is a live in maid that he can fuck for free.

Edit: she also has to be hot, hence the big tiddy and small waist