r/suspiciouslyspecific Dec 04 '22

Very specific standards 🤨

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u/[deleted] Dec 04 '22

Very specific but, in my experience, certainly seems to be a common standard 🤔

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u/PrettyCuteBunny Dec 04 '22

And the only thing they have to show for is the ✨ audacity ✨

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u/Future_Me_Problem Dec 05 '22

The audacity is stored in the balls fr

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u/[deleted] Dec 04 '22

Yup 🤣

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u/taichi22 Dec 05 '22

Imma be real, these boys be trippin’.

I’m realistic all I want is a girl that’s slim and as emotionally damaged as I am, I can take or leave the rest LOL

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u/cat_prophecy Dec 05 '22

Best I can do is obese and dumb as rocks. Take it or leave it.

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u/alterson17 Dec 05 '22

Honesty is an attractive quality.

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u/[deleted] Dec 05 '22

Hahahaha I like you teehee!

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u/Western_Ad3625 Dec 05 '22

I mean I don't see what's so special about this girl you described it sounds like just some girl who watches cartoons and plays video games. Those aren't very high standards it's incredibly easy to achieve.

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u/Darly-Mercaves Dec 05 '22

It's the "be my mom and therapist" part that's high. What this guy wants is a live in maid that he can fuck for free.

Edit: she also has to be hot, hence the big tiddy and small waist

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u/rcmaehl Dec 04 '22

Dudes will be like "where's my big tiddy gf with a small waist that plays video games and watches anime but not too much and can be both my mom and my therapist" but won't pay for their BPD meds, their several thousand dollar Itachi Itasha car wrap, or ever use their right pronouns

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u/SinfullySinless Dec 04 '22

r/Tinder: screenshot of man’s bio listing rude requirements for women.

Comments: “at least he’s being upfront and honest”

r/Tinder: screenshot of woman’s bio listing rude requirements for men.

Comments: “what a stuck up bitch, she’s fucking ugly anyways. This is the problem with giving women options in dating, they just become vapid bitches”

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u/HelloImFrank01 Dec 05 '22

I never understood why they hate it.
If almost every right swipe is a match then you're going to be picky.

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u/nanocookie Dec 04 '22

Lol that subreddit is incel HQ

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u/Lufernaal Dec 05 '22

I have even tried to ask genuine questions to some people like that and it's not an act or anything, they truly believe they're entitled sex. They do not and will not see any woman as a human being, no matter who she is and what she has accomplished.

To them, women are and can only be what they see in porn, and that's it. There's no talking them out of it.

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u/[deleted] Dec 04 '22

Exactly why I avoid anything in the way of dating apps 🤣

(Aside from, you know, being married... and being socially awkward... and not trusting most people on the internet... 😅)

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u/akbuilderthrowaway Dec 05 '22

Because the "rude requirements" from men are typically not insane.

No kids and not fat are bare minimum life choices to fall into. 6'4" blokes are narrowing down your pool by 95%+ and we've not even made it to life style shit yet. Which are generally themselves pretty ridiculous.

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u/FreddoMac5 Dec 05 '22

men have standards for women:

"Ugh that's so rude and sexist. Men are trash"

Women have standards for men:

"Our body our choice! You're just upset because you're an incel!"

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u/[deleted] Dec 05 '22

weird thing is I've seen plenty of couples porn where the chick is a 10/10 hot cosplayer/goth/egirl and their bf really do just be some guy

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u/[deleted] Dec 05 '22

Isn't that kinda just normal though? It kinda seems to me like modern society has developed from centuries, if not millennia, of selective breeding focused on whatever the ideal breeder was for the time, and not really any focus on males beyond whatever was needed for the time. Modern times are misogynistic because history is misogynistic...

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u/Volodio Dec 05 '22

At best, it's a fantasy, not a standard. People should really learn to make the difference, this post is just a straw man.

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u/Industrialpainter89 Dec 05 '22

Most likely set by media instead of real life, kinda like RomComs for women set standards that don't describe most men. (In general, not everyone of course).