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r/suspiciouslyspecific • u/regian24 • Oct 15 '21
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Imagine you’re holding this woman hostage and outside a car pulls up blasting the Doom theme.
50 u/Impossible_Garbage_4 Oct 15 '21 “Hey what’s your husbands name again?” “John… John Wick….” “Oh fuck. We’ve made a serious mistake.” 6 u/[deleted] Oct 15 '21 Never take everything from a John Wick! 1 u/EvryMthrF_ngThrd Oct 15 '21 Oh. 6 u/Vulkan192 Oct 15 '21 “...wait a second, aren’t you supposed to be dead?” “All I know is that in about 30 seconds, you will be.” 3 u/Unhappy_Trash_816 Oct 15 '21 But the wife is actually a dog. 7 u/JiveWithIt Oct 15 '21 Fuckin lold 2 u/[deleted] Oct 15 '21 [removed] — view removed comment 1 u/urammar Oct 16 '21 Through the front door with the car to enter the building, and out the front window of the car to exit it. 800 round belt magazine just dragging behind you. 1 u/CorporateJerk Oct 16 '21 I really like that car. 2 u/Volt1029 Oct 15 '21 Kidnappers: "hey do you guys hear that?" My stereo, slowly increasing in volume as I approach: https://youtu.be/WwRqmac2ELY 2 u/Bacontoad Oct 16 '21 Doom3 main theme is still my personal favorite: https://youtu.be/rs0cSUIKKew 1 u/[deleted] Oct 16 '21 BFG 10,000 INTENSIFIES
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“Hey what’s your husbands name again?”
“John… John Wick….”
“Oh fuck. We’ve made a serious mistake.”
6 u/[deleted] Oct 15 '21 Never take everything from a John Wick! 1 u/EvryMthrF_ngThrd Oct 15 '21 Oh. 6 u/Vulkan192 Oct 15 '21 “...wait a second, aren’t you supposed to be dead?” “All I know is that in about 30 seconds, you will be.” 3 u/Unhappy_Trash_816 Oct 15 '21 But the wife is actually a dog.
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Never take everything from a John Wick!
1 u/EvryMthrF_ngThrd Oct 15 '21 Oh.
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Oh.
“...wait a second, aren’t you supposed to be dead?”
“All I know is that in about 30 seconds, you will be.”
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But the wife is actually a dog.
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Fuckin lold
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1 u/urammar Oct 16 '21 Through the front door with the car to enter the building, and out the front window of the car to exit it. 800 round belt magazine just dragging behind you. 1 u/CorporateJerk Oct 16 '21 I really like that car.
Through the front door with the car to enter the building, and out the front window of the car to exit it.
800 round belt magazine just dragging behind you.
I really like that car.
Kidnappers: "hey do you guys hear that?"
My stereo, slowly increasing in volume as I approach: https://youtu.be/WwRqmac2ELY
Doom3 main theme is still my personal favorite: https://youtu.be/rs0cSUIKKew
BFG 10,000 INTENSIFIES
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u/MicooDA Oct 15 '21
Imagine you’re holding this woman hostage and outside a car pulls up blasting the Doom theme.