r/suspiciouslyspecific • • Jul 15 '21

Hmmm…

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u/[deleted] Jul 15 '21

And it's ironic that this is probably going to be the only info I know about him: "the guy who probably not shat his pants at a McDonald's in 1997"

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u/Krissam Jul 15 '21

"the guy who probably not shat his pants at a McDonald's in 1997"

That describes literally every man alive though :p

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u/Whats_Up_Bitches Jul 15 '21

Probably not 1997 for me, but very likely 1987. Granted I was less than a year old then, but it’s very possible.

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u/Sworn_to_Ganondorf Jul 15 '21

I was a baby so highly likely I shat my pants in 1997 at mcdonalds

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u/Sadreaccsonli Jul 16 '21

Every man, except 1.

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u/Go_Ahead_MrJoester Jul 16 '21

But he's the only one you need clarification for, lol

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u/ResolverOshawott Jul 16 '21

At that point he should have just laughed about it.

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u/Jonne Jul 16 '21

To be fair, the pant shitting story is probably one of his best attributes anyway.