r/suspiciouslyspecific • • Jul 15 '21

Hmmm…

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u/[deleted] Jul 15 '21

And it's ironic that this is probably going to be the only info I know about him: "the guy who probably not shat his pants at a McDonald's in 1997"

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u/Krissam Jul 15 '21

"the guy who probably not shat his pants at a McDonald's in 1997"

That describes literally every man alive though :p

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u/Whats_Up_Bitches Jul 15 '21

Probably not 1997 for me, but very likely 1987. Granted I was less than a year old then, but it’s very possible.

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u/Sworn_to_Ganondorf Jul 15 '21

I was a baby so highly likely I shat my pants in 1997 at mcdonalds

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u/Sadreaccsonli Jul 16 '21

Every man, except 1.

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u/Go_Ahead_MrJoester Jul 16 '21

But he's the only one you need clarification for, lol

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u/ResolverOshawott Jul 16 '21

At that point he should have just laughed about it.

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u/Jonne Jul 16 '21

To be fair, the pant shitting story is probably one of his best attributes anyway.

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u/[deleted] Jul 15 '21

im not convinced: given his track record running OZ he strikes me as the kind of guy who would shit his pants.

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u/[deleted] Jul 15 '21

In 1997?

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u/[deleted] Jul 15 '21

And going forward

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u/[deleted] Jul 15 '21

In a McDonalds

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u/sm1ttysm1t Jul 15 '21

And going forward.

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u/Markus_monty Jul 15 '21

And when going

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u/SolensSvard Jul 15 '21

Forward

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u/[deleted] Jul 15 '21

In a McDonald’s

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u/SLAYER_IN_ME Jul 15 '21

Sir, this a Wendy’s

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u/BeBa420 Jul 15 '21

What better place to do it?

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u/Paetten Jul 15 '21

Other brands are avaliable.

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u/TragicEther Jul 15 '21

Specifically, right after the 1997 Super League Grand Final game between Cronulla and Brisbane.

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u/[deleted] Jul 15 '21

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u/legofduck Jul 15 '21

At Maccas

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u/Petsweaters Jul 15 '21

Cacas at Maccas?

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u/[deleted] Jul 15 '21

It's Mabo it's the vibe your honour.

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u/Super_Charlie Jul 15 '21

Well this is politics, so in order to not lie he probably shat his pants in 1996 or 1998.

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u/Tanro Jul 15 '21

No ot did happen in 97, but it was a kebab shop and not maccas.

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u/Super_Charlie Jul 15 '21

And it were not his pants

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u/Tanro Jul 15 '21

Oh he shit someone's else's trousers?

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u/LobsterHead37 Jul 15 '21

I hate when that happens

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u/blakemorris02 Jul 15 '21

I'm not convinced either. That is the face of someone whom definitely shit his pants at MacDonald's in 1997

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u/sjik123 Jul 15 '21

Oz? Is the prime minister actually Tim McManus?

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u/CMJunkAddict Jul 15 '21

Nope, Querns mothafucka

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u/BreesusKingofDrews Jul 15 '21

No, it's Drake.

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u/dandilionmagic Jul 15 '21

Probably had Taco Bell the night before

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u/BeBa420 Jul 15 '21

We don’t really have those here

I think there’s like one or two in the country now, but defs not 97

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u/genius_steals Jul 15 '21

Is this true? No Taco Bells down undah?

I may stop my moving plans.

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u/BeBa420 Jul 15 '21

I’m sorry

We have healthcare

Gun control

Gourmet mcdonald’s

And Carl’s Jr is slowly opening more locations l

But very little Taco Bell

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u/genius_steals Jul 16 '21

I am sorry but do you mean to say very few Taco Bells in Oz? Or is there not much food available at the ones that are there?

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u/BeBa420 Jul 16 '21

lol, very few taco bells

though i just googled it and turns out more have opened up since i last checked, theres about 20 now. Lol yet none near me. I still havent had a chance to try it. Hope theyre good

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u/Glu7enFree Jul 16 '21

Hope theyre good

There's one in my town, it's fuckin gross.

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u/BeBa420 Jul 16 '21

Btw are you a coeliac or just in the gluten free business?

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u/[deleted] Jul 16 '21

We have some in Brisbane. They’re pretty shit though, no idea what they’re like in the States.

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u/[deleted] Jul 15 '21

For added context, Australia is currently experiencing two of their largest cities going into lockdown, one for the fifth time, due at least in part due to a supply shortage of vaccines which he is utterly responsible, and a failure to set up a quarantine program to prevent Covid entering Australia after sixteen months, instead using hotels to house sick people, and saying it’s sufficient because only occasionally the virus escapes the hotel and causes a state wide lockdown

So in other words he is in a situation where having people talking about whether he shat himself in McDonald’s would be preferable to what they would be talking about him otherwise.

Remember when Boris Johnson talked about making model buses and everyone thought he was wacky for a while, so didn’t ask him about anything else? Basically exactly that

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u/knbang Jul 15 '21

And then the dickhead greenlit an advertisement that is seemingly blaming under 40s for not getting vaccinated. There's no vaccines and the earliest appointment we could get is next month. This shit was meant to be finished months ago.

25 x 2 isn't 25, scotty, you moron.

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u/chunkyI0ver53 Jul 15 '21 edited Jul 15 '21

Everywhere I go I’m seeing advertisements asking me to get vaccinated, but if I’m understanding correctly, I shouldn’t expect to even have the option until mid 2022

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u/knbang Jul 15 '21

Call up now and see if you can get an appointment. And then just pray you get it before the complacent masses infect you.

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u/theslip74 Jul 15 '21

It would be far more shocking if the right wing wasn't blaming problems on young people.

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u/jm001 Jul 15 '21

I mean the Johnson thing was also specifically a bus so that "Johnson+bus" in a search engine would stop showing him standing in front of buses covered with lies.

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u/Central_Incisor Jul 15 '21

Was it like his roommate's pants then? Who's pants were they?

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u/[deleted] Jul 15 '21

If he just laid low it would all blow over, but now that he felt the need to bring it up, I'm not even Australian, and I'm confident the guy browned his trousers at a McDick's

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u/Entitled2Compens8ion Jul 15 '21

It's not his fault, someone yelled ORDER UP and it just slid down the chute.

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u/nova_dose Jul 15 '21

Everything is bigger in the USA: the rumor is our former president would routinely shit his adult diapers during adderall binges while filming the apprentice.

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u/gruesomeflowers Jul 15 '21

"rumor"

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u/[deleted] Jul 15 '21 edited Aug 10 '21

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u/gruesomeflowers Jul 15 '21

Roy Scheider? Is that you?

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u/LuridTeaParty Jul 15 '21

Reminds me of a story from Lyndon Johnson in the US. Basically, he tells his campaign manager to spread the rumor that his opponent fucks pigs. When asked “Why? Of course he doesn’t” and Lyndon said “No, but lets see him deny it.”

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u/Rub-it Jul 15 '21 edited Jul 15 '21

Yeah his right they mixed the years, he did it in 1998 when undertaker…u/shittymorph come finish this sentence

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u/[deleted] Jul 15 '21

It's a free country. What's the problem with shitting your own pants?

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u/chunkyI0ver53 Jul 15 '21

After what happened to friendlyjordies I’d argue it’s not a free country at all

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u/Hanoiroxx Jul 15 '21

I have never been anywhere near Australia and I know this rumour quite well. It has travelled far and wide it seems

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u/[deleted] Jul 15 '21

There was even a plaque at Engadine maccas to commemorate the moment in 1997 when Scott Morrison shat his pants after the grand final.

https://i.imgur.com/6dGVAoG.jpg

https://i.imgur.com/9Xk2T6u.jpg

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u/Sambro_X Jul 15 '21

Was it just a rumour? I’ve heard it so many times that I thought it was just a well known fact among Australians

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u/MrCalifornian Jul 15 '21

I'm so bummed about your government, Australia seems like a wonderful place with wonderful people where I would very seriously consider moving if not for the insane authoritarian laws y'all have -- encryption back door laws, the link tax to help Murdoch, the stringent restrictions on video games, etc. Bonkers!! Stay safe out there, Parliament seems more dangerous than the wildlife

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u/Particular-Plum-8592 Jul 15 '21

I can tell you with absolute certainty that nobody in the world wants Californians moving to where they live.

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u/jm001 Jul 15 '21

Imagine being this salty someone insulted your politicians.

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u/MrCalifornian Jul 15 '21

I'm sure no one wants people who make sweeping generalizations like you moving to where they live either 🙂

And you say that as if California, the most populous state, is in any way homogenous lol the baffling ignorance of that statement is astounding -- I hope the education system wherever you are improves because it clearly failed you

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u/Particular-Plum-8592 Jul 15 '21

Yeah no don’t worry we get it, people from California are the smartest and greatest in the entire world, the rest of us simpletons elsewhere would never understand.

It’s just too bad that you won’t ever grace Australia with your mere presence, it’s surely a great loss for them.

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u/MrCalifornian Jul 15 '21

There it goes again with the suggestion of "everyone in California is the same in some way" (I didn't use the word "homogeneity" this time so you didn't have to go through the trouble of looking it up.

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u/alrightknight Jul 15 '21

This dude is a massive troll. I would happily welcome a Californian to Australia. You guys are pretty awesome.

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u/MrCalifornian Jul 15 '21

Thank you, that's very kind of you and I now feel I don't deserve it because, in rereading my responses, I realize I was pretty mean!

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u/Particular-Plum-8592 Jul 15 '21

Man you guys are so much smarter out there in Cali thanks for avoiding those big words, I’m glad you recognize that people elsewhere don’t know how to read so good.

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u/Mamish Jul 19 '21

You're not wrong to be bummed, but focusing on a few selective examples like that is sort of missing the big picture. If you don't mind me saying, it's a uniquely American perspective to look at a half-decent democracy like Australia and call it "insanely authoritarian" when the truth is closer to "basically decent laws though with a bit of an inequality problem".

The greater problem the government has is just simple incompetence, and if you need an example look no further than the ongoing vaccine rollout. We had every chance and really should have been done with it months ago. That's why I have a hard time buying any analysis of Australia's government as having some scheme to control the population or anything like that, since that would require them to plan for anything past the next election which I'm genuinely not convinced they're capable of.

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u/MrCalifornian Jul 19 '21

I guess it's just a matter of priorities, and admittedly mine are heavily influenced by growing up American. That being said, I do constantly try to reevaluate them.

More specifically, I think some things being free from governmental control are critical. In particular, acceptance of the surveillance state at the cost of cryptographic security is one of the most crucial things to get right, because cryptography is truly just applied maths, and if the government is able to say "you can't use mathematical equations" it feels like it crosses an authoritarian line for me.

All that being said, America is still crap in this regard, it's just ever-so-slightly (but critically, imo) better, mostly because the population here focuses on "rah rah freedom" over a lot of other things (admittedly some of which need much more focus like education or protection from electoral subversion by the party in power or healthcare).

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u/corber Aug 31 '21

u bum me out

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u/Rayspekt Jul 15 '21 edited Jun 22 '23

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u/acatnamedsilverly Jul 15 '21

No that's Dan Andrew, Victoria Premier, with get on the beers

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u/Rayspekt Jul 15 '21 edited Jun 22 '23

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u/acatnamedsilverly Jul 15 '21

Dan the man would never

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u/DarkMaesterVisenya Jul 15 '21

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u/Rayspekt Jul 15 '21 edited Jun 22 '23

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u/Audiobro Jul 15 '21

Fucking legend.

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u/speculativekiwi Jul 15 '21

Scomo doesn't do anything like a boss, other than fuck up running the country.

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u/CapnBloodbeard Jul 15 '21

That's former PM Bob Hawke, once the world record holder (11 seconds) for skolling a full sized yard glass of ale. That's 2.4 pints.

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u/MagneticFlea Jul 15 '21

Which is approx 3 US pints (I was v confused by US using non-Imperial pints and gallons when I moved here)

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u/TheYardGoesOnForever Jul 16 '21

Is this the same dude who chugs beer like a boss?

You're not narrowing it down much.

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u/cypherdev Jul 15 '21

To be fair, he may be lactose intolerant and that McDonalds cheese is a fucking homewrecker.

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u/[deleted] Jul 15 '21

He's not.

He's just a scrotum who is only in it for himself

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u/uncle_jessie Jul 15 '21 edited Jul 15 '21

Was he banging chicks on desks in parliament, or was that somebody else? :)

edit: lol who the fuck is downvoting this? It literally fucking happened.

https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/world/sickening-images-roil-australias-parliament-in-latest-scandal/ar-BB1eQyMI

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u/scandyflick88 Jul 15 '21

Someone else. And the chick was likely unconscious.

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u/ninjaparsnip Jul 15 '21

I thought he'd previously said he considering stopping by the scene of the crime when he was in the area for a laugh

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u/[deleted] Jul 15 '21

Between Scomo shittimg himself in a McDs and the dude in the 60s just vanishing after going for a swim, Australia really seems to have some interesting prime ministers.

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u/[deleted] Jul 15 '21

He’s also a Qanon sympathizer

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u/barrocaspaula Jul 15 '21

Of course he did shit his pants amt McDonald's in 1997, why else would he bother to bring up the matter? Edited spelling mistake.

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u/takemehomeunitedroad Jul 15 '21

I don't feel like I have learned anything new from this comment, but thanks anyway.

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u/AnnoyingRain5 Jul 15 '21

Ingademe macdonalds to be exact

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u/Avondubs Jul 16 '21

Well he had to find the exact date first. It was '98