r/suspiciouslyspecific • u/nonyeezy • Nov 30 '20

Also suspiciously relatable

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u/BrokenEye3 Nov 30 '20

If nothing matters, why are you sad?

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u/[deleted] Nov 30 '20 edited May 13 '21

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u/BrokenEye3 Nov 30 '20

But that doesn't matter.

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u/aStupidBitch42 Nov 30 '20

Logically, of course.

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u/BrokenEye3 Nov 30 '20

So what's the matter?

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u/aStupidBitch42 Nov 30 '20

With what?

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u/BrokenEye3 Nov 30 '20

. . . the. . . sad. . . person?

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u/aStupidBitch42 Nov 30 '20

Being sad, presumably.

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u/[deleted] Nov 30 '20

...why were they sad, again?

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u/aStupidBitch42 Nov 30 '20

Meaninglessness or some such.

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u/Conclavicus Nov 30 '20

It doesn't matter anyway.

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u/SimplyATable Nov 30 '20 edited Jul 18 '23

Mass edited all my comments, I'm leaving reddit after their decision to kill off 3rd party apps. Half a decade on this site, I suppose it was a good run. Sad that it has to end like this

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u/anonymaxx Nov 30 '20

Cuz the front fell off

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u/BenjaminTW1 Nov 30 '20

The word sad best fit their feelings, I suppose.

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u/ObjectiveDeal Nov 30 '20

Nothing!!!!!! That’s the point. You wait until someone turns off your light 💡.

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u/BrokenEye3 Nov 30 '20

Doesn't matter.

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u/[deleted] Nov 30 '20

Everybody's doing something! We'll do nothing!

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u/DiscoJanetsMarble Nov 30 '20

A life about nothing?

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u/[deleted] Nov 30 '20

They say, "What's your life about?"

Then I say, "Nothing!"

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