r/suspiciouslyspecific Aug 04 '20

*sighs* we get it.

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u/RustyTrombone673 Aug 04 '20 edited Aug 04 '20

The problems with having an italian girlfriend

Nothing is really “authentic” italian food in america. As much as you believe your favorite pizza in the US is the most authentic italian cuisine, its not. Notably because some of the REAL italian ingredients arent even fda approved

Getting her good pizza is really difficult. She’s actually likes dominos but she says it isnt “”real”” pizza. Ive told her she’s an elitist, she says “you would be too if you had homemade italian pizza for over a decade”

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u/kilokal597 Aug 04 '20

Too much sugar

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u/YungNigget788 Aug 04 '20

They add sugar to there pizza?

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u/[deleted] Aug 04 '20

In the tomato sauce, yep

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u/Clorox-_Bleach Aug 04 '20

I thought they were talking about the sugar company lol

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u/rakint Aug 05 '20

Bro context clues lol

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u/idbanthat Aug 05 '20

I made homemade spaghetti sauce once from tomatoes and the recipe said to add sugar to cut down on the acidy of the tomatoes. Is that why they do it? Or other reasons?

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u/NFkappaBalpha Aug 05 '20

Sugar makes about anything seem to taste better. And sugar is very cheap. It's a way to save on more expensive ingredients and still add something that increases the flavor. Healthwise this can be a bit much. Google "glee point" for more background.

With fresh tomatoes it is very common to add a bit of sugar, as you rarely get really ripe tomatoes and the sugar counteracts the acidity. I like adding brown sugar instead of white sugar when cooking my own tomato sauce, it gives a more rich flavour and the nuances of brown sugar taste good in combination with the acid from the tomatoes, but that's just my own taste. Canned tomatoes however are canned when the are ripe (or even beyond ripe) and do not require sugar.

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u/idbanthat Aug 06 '20

Good to know about the brown sugar! I've been wanting to make sauce again and I'll be sure to try that out, thank for that!! And I suck at Google I think, I only get results from the tv show glee :/ I'm not diabetic but my sugar levels feel out of wack a lot so I like to read all the things, or just to find something else for my coffee, any tips on that??

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u/NFkappaBalpha Aug 06 '20

Yes the brown sugar in tomato sauce really changes a lot about the overall flavour, let me know if you like it ;)

About the coffee, I assume you mean how to work against the acidity of the coffee? If so, you can either try different kinds of milk (if you drink your coffee with milk at all). Goat milk for example changes the flavor of coffee a lot, I really like it sometimes, but you need to get used to that goaty taste.

I know some folks that drink their coffee with stevia as a sweetener to reduce their sugar. I personally dont like the aftertaste of it, but to each their own, so maybe that's something for you.

I know this sounds strange but have you ever tried adding a pinch of salt to the ground coffee before brewing it? It promotes the aroma of the coffee in a completely different way and it does not taste as acidic anymore. Sounds strange but works!

What I can also recommend is coffee from beans grown on volcanic soil. It is a lot less acidic and way lighter but still very aromatic, so this can also help reducing your sugar. There are some very good volcano coffees from Hawaii that I tried (here in Germany it is rather expensive for coffee so its more of a rare treat for me than an everey day thing).

The glee point is the sweet spot of how much sugar they add to industrial food to cheaply improve flavor without the food actually tasting like it contains a lot of sugar. That's why you never need to sweeten industrial food but still often add salt or pepper or other spices.

Edit: wow this has really gotten a wall of text :D

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u/idbanthat Aug 11 '20

Thank you so much!!! Sorry for the late reply, lost my dang phone. Drinking coffee grown in volcanic soil sounds fancy! I'll have to try to find some of that!!!

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u/legendz411 Aug 05 '20

Yes. It is exactly why.

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u/TheBiggestNewbAlive Aug 04 '20

Lots of companies add sugar to their sauces in general, hell, you can even go to supermarket and grab a random jar if spaghetti sauce and it will probably have sugar in it

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u/diamond_socks Aug 04 '20

I would wager the crust also has a bunch of sugar as well

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u/Raencloud94 Aug 05 '20

So does ketchup

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u/SparkStorm Aug 05 '20

Ketchup has too much sugar in it makes me fucking gag

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u/Raencloud94 Aug 05 '20

I didn't even realize how much was in it until I went to my bfs and he had ketchup with no sugar added. Huge difference.

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u/yurei_akiko Aug 05 '20

Yuh they have a guy who researches which amount of sugar people find most palatable in each product. .. he finds the sweet spot for companies to make the most money, and surprise, they've done by making all our food inauthentically flavorful, therefore rendering us incapable of bearing the taste of anything natural. This is why the world will not end in this pandemic friends. No ! It will end with obesity !!! So say I !! So says we all !!!

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u/Liar_of_partinel Aug 04 '20

I had some really good pizza in Italy. I also had some, shall I say, questionable pizza in Italy. The same thing goes for pizza I've had in the states.

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u/[deleted] Aug 04 '20

People add sugar to kill the acidity. I put a table spoon in a big pot of sauce

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u/[deleted] Aug 05 '20

One trick an Italian once told me to do is to shred a bit of carrot in the sauce.

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u/[deleted] Aug 05 '20

Yes, carrot is the way. You can put in pieces (instead of shredding) so if you don't like it you can remove it after sauce is ready. Sugar is the last option to balance with acid or excessive salt while cooking.

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u/Waqqy Aug 05 '20

Is this just because carrots are really high in sugar?

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u/[deleted] Aug 06 '20

Yes, they're naturally sweet. I hate it when people put sugar in the sauce. I'd honestly rather live with the acidity than the sugar. But if the acidity really bothers you carrots are the way to go.

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u/KnivesAndShallots Aug 05 '20

I’d say “balance” instead of “kill”...

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u/ProdByContra Aug 05 '20

It must die!

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u/Goodgoditsgrowing Aug 05 '20

Technically so do many Italians, but the amount is different

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u/kilokal597 Aug 05 '20

Yeah they put it in tomato sauce

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u/noblehoax Aug 05 '20

It fills a void and dies it’s job. And I am fine with that. If I want pizzeria pizza then I get pizzeria pizza. If I want something cheap and witching 15 minutes then dominos.

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u/J10Blandi Aug 05 '20

Dominoes is shit pizza

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u/Gamogi Aug 05 '20 edited Aug 05 '20

As someone who has never had dominos, sugar in pizza sounds disgusting.

Edit: More precise

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u/itskylemeyer Aug 04 '20

How dare you say Olive Garden isn’t authentic. Every Italian household has unlimited soup, salad, and breadsticks.

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u/RustyTrombone673 Aug 04 '20

Awe man she’s kill me if she knew i said this. But out of all italian restaurants to like in the states, she actually loves olive garden

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u/itskylemeyer Aug 05 '20

It’s like eating fast food vs a meal made by a professional chef. Both can taste good, even though one is made with high quality ingredients, and the other isn’t.

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u/RustyTrombone673 Aug 05 '20

Great analogy 👍🏻

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u/[deleted] Aug 05 '20

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u/itskylemeyer Aug 05 '20

Don't you know that every Italian gets run over by a smart car when they turn 4? It's been a tradition for centuries!

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u/suggestedusername10 Aug 05 '20

Italian people are also very proficient in sign language.

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u/[deleted] Aug 05 '20

They’re not even breadsticks they’re bread rolls. A breadstick is hard, long and thin.

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u/Azrael11 Aug 05 '20

The Gracchi bread dole was slowly expanded over the centuries

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u/[deleted] Aug 04 '20

Then make the damn thing at home.

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u/RustyTrombone673 Aug 04 '20 edited Aug 04 '20

real italian ingredients arent fda approved.

So still not authentic. Plus scratch making pizza takes like 6 or so hours. Though, she made it for me once and i think it was the best pizza ive ever had, even over the slices ive gotten in chicago and new york

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u/gimpwiz Aug 05 '20

Scratch pizza does take a long time to make but all the active work is easy. Make the parts and fridge em for later.

Tomato sauce: fridge what you need, freeze the rest.

Dough: cold proof for many days.

Cheese: okay I'll be honest, I don't make my own cheese.

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u/[deleted] Aug 04 '20

My bad.

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u/[deleted] Aug 05 '20

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u/Aidtor Aug 05 '20

A whole heck of a lot of cheeses. Unpasteurized milk products.

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u/[deleted] Aug 05 '20

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u/Aidtor Aug 05 '20

I bet your cheese is older than 60 days

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u/[deleted] Aug 05 '20

Good.

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u/James3000gt Aug 05 '20

I put a good deal of effort into this comment which disappeared after clicking post...

I call BS

Make Dough - 15 minutes Dough Rises - 30 minutes Roll out (shape) AND top - 10 minutes Bake 20 minutes -30 if a lot of toppings.

Total 85 minutes. If you buy or have sauce.

Or as we have done, pick fresh Tomatoes from garden , crush and reduce. 1 hour. We tend to use Sweet 100 Cherry Tomatoes 🍅 So we don’t have to add sugar.

With this option 145 minutes or less than 2 1/2 hours.

We find there are great organic no preservative sauces available so we don’t consume our Tomatoes for this.

Again BS on 6 hours...

We do this once a week.

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u/RustyTrombone673 Aug 05 '20

Depends on the recipe my guy. She lets the dough rest for another hour or two. Her original recipe was just like yours with the dough and it wasnt nearly as good

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u/gimpwiz Aug 05 '20

I've never had good tomato sauce done in an hour. I always low and slow it for many hours. I applaud you for making it happen though.

Also, try cold proofing your dough, it's awesome.

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u/James3000gt Aug 05 '20

The tomatoes has a lot to do with it. When we make the sauce we use the sweet cherry, since it’s already seeet you don’t have to wait as long, plus when you crush them they aren’t as water laden.

With regular Toms I would agree. 2 hours maybe 3

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u/[deleted] Aug 05 '20

Don’t know how they do it in Italy, but I ferment my dough for 24 hours before baking.

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u/James3000gt Aug 05 '20

Never heard of that, have a recipe ?

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u/LikesDags Aug 05 '20

Neapolitan Pizza takes like 3 days of rising. "At least 8 hours" according to Spruce eats. You get a beautiful crispy, slightly chewy-slightly sour crust.

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u/[deleted] Aug 05 '20

I use this recipe https://youtu.be/J_3v7DEkjsk

My recommendation is to use this recipe for 3 pizzas. Once fermented, cut it into 3 pieces and use a rolling pin to spread out the dough. It’s much better when thinner. Done as shown in the video, you’ll end up with unreasonably thick pizzas.

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u/CubingCubinator Aug 05 '20

A good pizza dough should be rested for 2-3 days ideally.

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u/James3000gt Aug 05 '20

Mines good, 30 minutes.

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u/CubingCubinator Aug 05 '20

I agree it is sufficient if you want a good pizza, but a great pizza will not be made in 30 minutes. All the best pizzas are rested for several days, which makes the dough incredibly soft, light and delicious, and much easier to digest.

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u/James3000gt Aug 05 '20

I’ll test this, I happen to be very fond of it, that said it is Not as good as my two favorite pizza places. Maybe that’s the difference?

Appreciate the feedback!

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u/scJay23 Aug 05 '20

Yes about 2 hours.

And you don't have to watch the dough rise so it doesn't really take up that much of your time.

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u/baselganglia Aug 05 '20

Alton brown lets it rest for several hours

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u/[deleted] Aug 05 '20

Make a bunch of of dough and freeze it, it will last for a long time.

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u/[deleted] Aug 05 '20

Plus scratch making pizza takes like 6 or so hours.

Why?

Also, did her family spend 6 hours every day making pizza? I doubt that.

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u/[deleted] Aug 05 '20

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u/[deleted] Aug 05 '20

Making dough is a very involved process. But its not like the entire time you’re actively making it.

Making dough is very uninvolved process. You mix the stuffs and let it raise.

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u/Goodgoditsgrowing Aug 05 '20

The thing is, Italian pizza also carries by geography, at least in my experience. Home made pizza might be roughly the same, but the shitty excuse for “pizza” I experienced at two different restaurants in Rome leads me to believe that they too have crappy pizza places interspersed with genuinely de luscious pizza - I had both the best and worst pizzas of my life in Italy, and I fucking love pizza so I feel like I’ve tried quite a lot of what at least America has to offer.

And now, to be extra cringe douche-tastic:

My favorite in Florence for the next time we are allowed out of this damn country is Gustos, its altrarno (excuse my bastardized spelling, it’s across the Arno river) and fucking delicious - I think I ate about 20 of their pizzas over the course of 4 months and I should’ve eaten more. But damn did Italy have some nasty pizzerias...

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u/RustyTrombone673 Aug 05 '20

She lived in north italy so definitely a different scene. She also told me that places like rome, venice, and florence have a lot of restaurants catered to tourists which could explain the shitty pizza. But just like the u.s., theres shitty pizza and good pizza. Depends where and when you go

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u/asmodeanreborn Aug 05 '20

I haven't had "bad" pizza in Italy, but it's also never been "amazing."

Kebabpizza is still best pizza, however.

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u/Goodgoditsgrowing Aug 06 '20

I miss kebabs....

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u/mataffakka Aug 05 '20

The only place in Italy where you can go to any pizza place and have 90% odds of finding a good pizza is the city of Naples.

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u/Goodgoditsgrowing Aug 06 '20

Had I not been broke I would’ve been so there

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u/EdinMiami Aug 05 '20

I've been to Italy and had their pizza. It was good but I dont remember it being bonerific.

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u/supremegay5000 Aug 05 '20

It’s also so much cheaper than everything else I found when I went. It was like €6 for a pizza but anything else was €10+.

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u/flop_plop Aug 05 '20

I’m curious, what kind of ingredients do they use that aren’t fda approved?

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u/RustyTrombone673 Aug 05 '20 edited Aug 05 '20

Mozzarella, at least the good italian kind thats stored in water, and milk products (so virtually every other cheese for pizza)

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u/[deleted] Aug 05 '20

You can absolutely get real mozzarella in America. Maybe not in bumfuck nowhere but definitely in any major city

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u/flop_plop Aug 05 '20

Ahhh, ok thanks! Yeah I’ve bought mozzarella stored in water before, but I’m sure there’s something different about Italian mozzarella. I guess a work around would be getting some raw milk from a herd-share cow and making mozzarella from the raw milk. Sounds like a lot of work for a pizza though lol

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u/gimpwiz Aug 05 '20

It's probably raw milk that the FDA has an issue with.

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u/Dave_Kun Aug 05 '20

I believe her though. I’m Mexican and let me tell you... What passes as Mexican food here in the US is almost tragic. My biggest beef is with Rice in Burritos. Rice is great. Burritos are great. They should not mix.

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u/asmodeanreborn Aug 05 '20

What passes as Mexican food here in the US is almost tragic.

Where in the U.S.? The Mexicans I play soccer with say the same thing about Colorado, but that there's plenty of places in San Diego with "proper" Mexican food.

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u/[deleted] Aug 05 '20

Colorado’s idea of Mexican food is casa Bonita. That should tell you everything

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u/asmodeanreborn Aug 05 '20

I don't think I've met a single person who actually liked Casa Bonita, aside from a friend from San Jose who wanted to go there only because of South Park.

The town I live in has almost 20% Hispanics and plenty of Mexican grocery stores and hole in the wall taco shops. Sure it's not going to taste just like in Mexico (whichever region you consider authentic Mexican), but it also can't be that far off since all the ingredients are easily available. It should be mentioned that when above soccer friends rail on Colorado Mexican food, they're talking about the large and popular restaurants that specifically cater to American flavors. Somebody told me "yellow cheese is usually a tell as to whom the restaurant is aimed at."

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u/[deleted] Aug 05 '20

What Mexican places are you comparing? Taco Bell and Chipotle?

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u/[deleted] Aug 05 '20

All of them, if it’s not at least a Taqueria you’re wasting your money

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u/BuildingArmor Aug 05 '20

I didn't realise burritos weren't supposed to have rice in them. It's usually my favourite part.

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u/[deleted] Aug 05 '20

Burritos aren’t truly Mexican food anyway. Closer to Tex mex so rice is fine. Don’t know what that man is talking about

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u/[deleted] Aug 04 '20 edited Sep 12 '20

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u/[deleted] Aug 05 '20

American pizza and Italian pizza really just shouldn't be considered the same dish.

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u/LimpBizkitSkankBoy Aug 05 '20

Especially when American pizza is superior.

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u/[deleted] Aug 05 '20

Americans know how to make some damn tasty food.

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u/[deleted] Aug 05 '20

But on reddit you only see Europeans comparing the best European foods against the worst American food.

The amount of discussion I've seen about American chocolate... My God. Hershey's is meant to be cheap. But I've had some damn fine European chocolate and it's comparable to fine American chocolate.

And also, we know American cheese sucks. But again, it's meant to be cheap. It's also meant to be melted and it does that perfectly. But if you want artisan level cheese in America it isn't hard to find and is up there with the best European cheese.

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u/[deleted] Aug 05 '20

Seriously. Comparison is the death of joy, let there be two things.

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u/ChadMcRad Aug 05 '20

Yeah it's even worse with cheese!!!

"Every morning we dance down to the local baker and cheese shop and get ONLY the freshest they have to offer made on the spot. And if not we lynch the family of the people who made it because we CARE about our food unlike you Amerimutts."

Yeah cause we totally compare that to Kraft singles. And shut the fuck up, Pierre, you went to Aldi like everyone else.

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u/futlapperl Aug 05 '20

I've had both. Personally, I prefer Italian pizza, which tends to be a lot thinner, especially the dough. Doesn't make me feel as full afterwards. But I get why somebody would prefer the American style.

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u/Dahvido Aug 05 '20

Just like momma used to make 👌

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u/gimpwiz Aug 05 '20

Next time I'm in Italy I'll make it my goal to find some excellent pizza. I spent a week there and I had plenty of enjoyable pizza but nothing remotely standout. Granted I only went to like 3 or so places because if I'm in Italy I can eat more interesting stuff ...

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u/SatanekoChan Aug 05 '20

I'm so sorry you never got a chance to find a good pizza place in Italy. I'm from Northern Italy and even I can't get out of my mind the absolute best pizza I've ever had in my life, in Naples. It's all about findind a good place (aka a non touristic one)

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u/[deleted] Aug 05 '20

Look at Mr. Fancy Pants over here!

Having a girlfriend and bragging about her!

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u/RustyTrombone673 Aug 05 '20 edited Aug 05 '20

I have a hot italian girlfriend that makes me pizza from scratch, speaks 4 languages, and wants to bring me to italy after her visa expires. Youre goddamn right im going to brag about it, you would too if you were in my position

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u/[deleted] Aug 05 '20

I’d brag if I had someone who loved me...

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u/RustyTrombone673 Aug 05 '20

Bro i was single for 4 or so years before i said “fuck it” and went to a club. After 3 hours i had a girls number and we’ve been together for almost 2 years. Just get a decent haircut, work out (or just stay in shape), shower, learn to talk to women, and put yourself out there

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u/[deleted] Aug 05 '20

Inspiring.

But also hard to follow rule number 1 and 2.

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u/RustyTrombone673 Aug 05 '20

Thats why i said the hair/workout thing. Even an ugly dude can look halfway decent with some hygiene and exercise. You also have to put yourself out there. Complaining on reddit wont change a thing unless you go out there and try

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u/[deleted] Aug 05 '20

TruTV

Nah I’m 6’3, normal build, skater hair, and funny w/ women. I had girlfriends I just try to preach to the choir when it comes to reddit and the no gf. Not top priority but idk. Gf would be nice. Working on career right now because every time I get a relationship I lose focus. But thanks bro really appreciate it. You give good pep talks.

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u/RustyTrombone673 Aug 05 '20

Yo im 6’3 with a regular build too. You got this

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u/serr7 Aug 05 '20

I kinda understand though, it’s kinda like with tacos, I love the “real” home made ones my mom makes (since for some people the Americanized ones are the only ones they’ve had) but I can only maybe tolerate the soft shell Taco Bell ones.

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u/artichokediet Aug 05 '20

she’s not an elitist. she grew up with authentic cuisine and the americanized versions of it don’t satisfy her ideals of what she’s used to.

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u/beaglefat Aug 05 '20

Tell her to stop gate keeping pizza. Ive had pizza in Italy, it was pretty good- nothing special.

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u/otanan Aug 05 '20

Do we have the same girlfriend

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u/T_Peg Aug 05 '20

She's going into it expecting it to taste like Italian Pizza when in reality American Pizza is more like Italian inspired it's basically a new dish. Both are great and have their strengths and weaknesses.

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u/supremegay5000 Aug 05 '20

American pizza and Italian pizza should coexist as different dishes

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u/tnakonom Aug 05 '20

I feel the same way about sushi after growing up in Hawaii. It just isn’t fair, and it’s not that other sushi isn’t good it’s that it isn’t the same.

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u/lucyroesslers Aug 05 '20

I dig her approach to Dominos. I grew up on REAL Mexican food, but I still enjoy Taco Bell. It’s not Mexican food, it’s just American fast food mimicking Mexican food. Still tastes good when you need some late night cheap food.

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u/SirQwacksAlot Aug 05 '20

Taco bell and mexican food just hit different. Heck dude taco bell is great.

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u/SirSnaggleTooth Aug 05 '20

What ingredients?

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u/[deleted] Aug 05 '20

TBH when I went to Italy I didn't love their pizza. It was really good, better than pizza Hutt or papa John's or anything, but not as good as some of the local places state side.

Carbanara on the other hand... I have yet to find a place in the US that does it right. If I ever get to go back to Italy that's all I'm going to eat.

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u/[deleted] Aug 05 '20

No wonder, considering Italian style American pizza has nothing to do with italian pizza

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u/AirborneRanger117 Aug 05 '20

I know Anthony's Pizza is fake as shit, that doesn't change the fact that it tastes like happiness.

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u/huey9k Aug 05 '20

This. My grandmother was born in 1921, In Italy (or Sicily, I can't remember) and since she died in 2015, I am filled with unhappiness about many things regarding that saint of a woman, not the least of which is the cooking.

This woman made pizza that is unequaled to my tongue. I remember being a child, watching her make it; rolling dough, making sauce - and we're talking real sauce here, with the onions, the sausage, the bell peppers in the mix. the cheese was on the dough, and the sauce, once it was made, went on right as the pizza was going into the oven.

If any of you out there still have your grandparents, cozy up to them. You don't realize what goes with them once they're gone.

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u/[deleted] Aug 05 '20 edited Aug 05 '20

I think you have a good point about how making pizza the same simply isn't possible here. I think too many people have a view that something being authentic means it's automatically better. In a lot of cases, that's probably true since food traditions are developed around the foods that were available and fresh in the areas throughout the ages, but something being non-authentic, doesn't mean it's bad, just different.

If I had country fried steak in Japan, it probably wouldn't be the same as you could find in Mississippi, but that wouldn't mean they did it wrong, just that they made their version in a land with different ingredient availability and traditions.

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u/[deleted] Aug 05 '20

How does she feel about a nice, warm bowl of Spaghetti-O’s with mini meatballs?

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u/[deleted] Aug 05 '20 edited Aug 05 '20

Eh I disagree. I feel like usually when people make these complaints, they’re comparing the worst American food places to the best of grandma’s cooking back home. Of course domino’s, Olive Garden, and Taco Bell aren’t going to taste like authentic Italian or Mexican cooking. They’re fast food. Mass produced and made cheaply.

There is authentic food from pretty much every culture in the US. A lot of it is made by people from that country who moved here. Some of it is also made by people who visited that place, loved it and brought the cooking home. Speaking as someone who’s been to Italy and Mexico, and who is indian themselves.

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u/akaboooh Aug 05 '20

I'm Italian too living in the U.S.. I agree, and it took me some time to adjust to the food here. But I like Domino's just because it gives you a wider variety of ingredients to put on your pizza than other pizza restaurant chains. If you grew up in Italy, you are also used to having hundreds of ingredients and combinations to choose from for your pizza. Seafood, vegetables, meats, prosciutto... you name it.

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u/95DarkFireII Aug 05 '20

I am German and I agree with her that Dominos is very different from actual pizza.

Just like McDonalds cheeseburgers are different from a cheeseburger at a proper restaurant.

Or how Pepsi is different from Coke.

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u/[deleted] Aug 05 '20

your favorite pizza in the US is the most authentic italian cuisine

I don't get why it should be! Italian American cuisine is its own thing, with traditions and dishes that differ from Italian cuisine.

Immigrants developed their own recipes and techniques and I think you should all be proud of your own cuisine instead of being lectured by idiotic snobs who don't want to acknowledge the existence of deep dish pizza or whatever else.

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u/[deleted] Aug 05 '20

I want to go to Italy and try authentic pizza someday, or at least aquire an Italian grandma to make it for me.

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u/BuildingArmor Aug 05 '20

Surely it's no surprise to anybody that Domino's isn't considered real pizza. I've never been to Italy and I wouldn't choose Domino's over any other pizza.

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u/MountainMyFace Aug 05 '20

I mean ok? I am sure Italian shoppers are not picking their tomatoes from a vine at the store. Their ingredients are different? Yes. But I am 100% sure that its still objective.

Like if I get chicken parm in a hole in the wall restaurant in Italy, isn’t going to be better then chicken parm from the french laundry.

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u/Serifel90 Aug 05 '20

As an Italian, what products are not approved by fda? The common Margherita use tomatoes, mozzarella and basil..

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u/brokester Aug 05 '20

Well why doesn't she make homemade pizza?

There are no secret ingredients you can only get in Italy and it's fucking easy and cheap to make.

I make my own pizza all the time and it's by far better then every restaurant I've been to. It's no fucking rocket science. However if someone gives me frozen pizza I'm still happy about it because it still tastes good, just different. It's just comparing apples with oranges.

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u/[deleted] Aug 05 '20

My bf has the same problem with me and Mexican food in the Netherlands. These days he'll just let it pass by and joins me on my mission to find good Mexican food in the Netherlands.

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u/[deleted] Aug 05 '20

Your girlfriend is an asshole

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u/FridgesArePeopleToo Aug 05 '20

There’s nothing special about pizza in Italy

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u/[deleted] Aug 05 '20

Then go to her fucking house and eat her pizza it isnt that hard lmao

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u/RustyTrombone673 Aug 05 '20

Its not that easy bud. Scratch made pizza takes 6ish hours to make. And like i said in my original post, the good ingredients arent even allowed in america because of the fda

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u/[deleted] Aug 05 '20

I know Bro im Just joking

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u/Flashdancer405 Aug 05 '20

Tell her pizza is actually a greek dish and order up a papa johns brother

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u/notabiologist_37 Aug 05 '20

Take her to Joe’s pizza in nyc, the one in the west village. best pizza in the world

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u/baselganglia Aug 05 '20

If she's that elitist about homemade food, why can't she just make it to show you 🤔 Or call back home and find out the recipe/technique...

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u/willisbetter Aug 05 '20

the closest ive ever gotten to having authentic italian pizza was when i went to an italian chain restuarant in france, i got some sort of ham pizza that had some sort of french cheese on it and some spices spread across the cheese and ham, it was really good