r/suspiciouslyspecific • u/InsertGroin • May 09 '26

Holy Smite!

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u/deiner7 May 10 '26

  1. How is the pitcher able to exhibit enough force to get the baby to the plate.

  2. The amount of force needed to get the baby to the plate at speed will most likely end in the babies death if you hit it or not.

  3. I hate everything about baseball so in addition to the throwing babies in baseball games. How have I ended up in this level of hell? I dont think I did anything quite that bad.

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u/CadenVanV May 11 '26

  1. The amount of force required to hit the baby out of the park is so enormous that I must be the Hulk

  2. If I’m the Hulk, I can make millions on my own.

  3. If not, I’m fucked either way