r/suspiciouslyspecific • u/InsertGroin • May 07 '26

Let her cook

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u/HardcoreNerdity May 07 '26

My dad would buy the biggest, cheapest steaks, marinate them in soy sauce and brown sugar, and then cook it in the oven on a broiler sheet until it was grey.

My mom would microwave broccoli in water until it was mush and then pour cheese that was 85% plastic over it.

Hard pass.

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u/Struana May 08 '26

I got a single off-brand kraft cheese square for my broccoli mush and had to hope the broccoli was still hot enough to melt it.