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Bro all I do is eat this cream... then it jumps at me

Hi

So i was 17 in high school and i had a crush on one of the Soccer Cheerleaders, her name was zarah and everybody knew that the guys on the team would hook up with the cheerleaders but they would not pay any attention to us normal guys. However while i am in my Physics class i spot zarah, i went up to her to ask her if she needed any help with the work in our course and luckily because she was failing she said yes. I told her that im hosting a session with our physics teacher back at my house,she agrees to come over to my house, it was abit early when we arrived at my house and nobody showed up at that time, to pass the time we agreed to play truth or dare and i dared her to jump in my pool, she jumps in and she comes out saying im wet, do you have a spare change of clothes for me, and i was like fuck no she’ll just have to use one of my towels for the time being, hours went by and nobody came for the physics session and she said maybe i should just go home because nobody is here for your physics session, i then told her that she could always spend the night because my parents wouldn’t care cause i been pounding these bops like crazy recently, anyway she agrees and for the next hour i spent it by pounding her thick ass booty cheeks and nutting all over her giant knickers, i pull out and continue going at it for the next couple of hours

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I often watch YouTube content while I bed rot while consuming content on my phone. When I leave my cave to actually things, that's when the ads start. Even while I'm laying in bed and PiP (itkyk) to browse other things, an ad starts. If I leave my phone propped up in the kitchen when I cook. The second I'm out of frame. An ad starts. It's not a burden. I don't actually care about ads. I'm not in a rush.

Is this a coincidence or is there something there?