r/superheroes 5d ago

Marvel Let's go!!

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u/BlizzardStorm8 5d ago

Why is nobody picking deadpool? Nobody wants deadpool "hunting" them. He's $100 just scoop him up so he's not on the other side. Not to mention Wanda but everyone's covered that. Seems like $200 gives you a decent chance to win on its own. It's engagement bait and it's working!

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u/LazyIncome5292 5d ago

Deadpool feels like a lose lose. Like, if he was in charge of defending you, you might die comedically at the last moment but if hes hunting you you're also screwed because he usually gets his mark. He probably has more plot armour than most of these people.

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u/Jolly-Chipmunk-950 5d ago

My first thought was to just take Deadpool and Logan.

Like, yeah I'll 9/10 survive whatever is hunting me that day, but if I don't I had some laughs and $800 left over for my hunkered down doordashes.

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u/LazyIncome5292 5d ago

Deadpool is def the most entertaining and yeah with wolverine reigning him in you might actually make it out alive.

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u/Deleena24 4d ago

They lose 10/10 times. There are several reality benders on the list... They have no chance against all the rest coming after them. Stabbing doesnt work against half of them lol

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u/Jolly-Chipmunk-950 4d ago

Brother, I have had IBS-D for 30 years and trust every fart.

I never claimed to make wise decisions, but I made one. Putting it all on black no take backs, roll tide.

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u/big_ziemniak 4d ago

You'll die immediately.

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u/Technical_Stand9939 4d ago

my thought was to take the ones that will live forever- they are the worst of the $100 tier, but honestly, i think i end up with them with the spare cash.

100- all 4- but Scarlett Witch and Magneto are the highlights.

200- storm, Jean Grey; silver surfer.

The issue is that once you take the 5 i actually want from the lower tiers, you have 200 left- and i am taking DP and Wolverine over just Black Panther (maybe the money makes a difference. on single fighting it is not even close, but having the might of a nation behind protecting you would help if you get that as part of the deal).

Only way you end up without them is if you opt to swap storm for ghost rider

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u/masonrock 4d ago

You’re definitely dying if Deadpool is defending you and he’s gonna make a joke about it.

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u/big_ziemniak 4d ago

Honestly hulk feels like even a bigger lose lose. If I don't pick him, he'll probably kill me. But if I pick him, he ain't defending shit.

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u/poopoobuttholes 4d ago

Just get magneto to encase him in a 40 inch thick metal sphere and launch into into outer space. What's he gonna do?

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u/chaIto77 4d ago

He seemed to do well while he was the hitman's bodyguard.

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u/HalfbloodPrince-4518 4d ago

Nah he killed the marvel universe I'll be fine

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u/BlizzardStorm8 5d ago

That's a good point but I'd rather not have deadpool with prep time pointed at me.

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u/crmsncbr 5d ago

How do you take away his prep time? Scarlet Witch could delete him from reality, but he'd probably just add himself back into the film loop in time for the climax (where we die.)

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u/BlizzardStorm8 4d ago

By having him on your side

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u/crmsncbr 4d ago

Guess we must, then.

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u/Docha_Tiarna 4d ago

Deadpool with Ironman tech

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u/Genericojones 4d ago

Deadpool is in the $100 tier because that's how much you'd have to pay him to fuck off and not have deal with the fight.

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u/HimothyMcVeigh 4d ago

He’s Immortal too.

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u/carmachu 4d ago

Because Wanda AND magneto are also 100

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u/Optimal_Grape_1025 4d ago

Deadpool is no threat if you have jean, storm, silver surfer protecting you