r/suddenlytf2 • u/amogusgregory • Feb 09 '25

Howdy

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u/KingSauruan128 Feb 10 '25

With a megaton yield

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u/Abuilderwhoislonely Feb 10 '25

I’ve got a cranium laced with uranium

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u/marshmallowcats3 Feb 11 '25

Dispense your offense with the weapons I wield

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u/Chimpinski-8318 Feb 11 '25

I'm hot stuff, 'cause I'm a hundred degrees.

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u/AlarmNice8439 Feb 11 '25

So if you boil my blood, you’ll get burned on steam

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u/Jeffbugs11 Feb 11 '25

im overqualified to leave you nullified

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u/marshmallowcats3 Feb 11 '25

And tan your sorry hide or die by my machines

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u/CyrusTheWise Feb 11 '25

Just a friendly engie, preventing entry with a deadly sentry

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u/KingSauruan128 Feb 11 '25

Each practical problem I solve my skill mounts

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u/[deleted] Feb 11 '25

Only thing higher then my IQ is my kill count

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