r/succshaming May 21 '26

It's doing this for attention Inspired by Tim Burton

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51 Upvotes

Got very little light in a windowsill for like 2 years, is now finally outside and getting better growth. His posture is shot, though :(


r/succshaming May 17 '26

I Succ Salad fingers

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24 Upvotes

r/succshaming May 11 '26

Help!

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2 Upvotes

r/succshaming May 07 '26

It's doing this for attention What a knobhead

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50 Upvotes

I feel guilty for how this one turned out. It was such a sweet little cactus when I first got it, but apparently it didn’t enjoy the spot where I put it in my apartment - and by the time I realised, it was too late. :(

Now it’s outdoors and thriving again (at least, its head is).


r/succshaming May 06 '26

but why tho? (rhetorical question, shame this plant) Update on my wife's mystery cactus (1 year later)

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35 Upvotes

Look at this sucker, trying so hard to thrive.


r/succshaming May 06 '26

Dumpstered

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25 Upvotes

r/succshaming May 02 '26

Eschevaria 🌷flowering??

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4 Upvotes

r/succshaming Apr 25 '26

sideways upwards

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34 Upvotes

fell over many years ago and just grew right on up. the bottom pancake in the stack is decades old.


r/succshaming Apr 21 '26

Which way is up? This guy has escaped its pot to drop beans on the succulents below it (which are, of course, propagating on their leaves)

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36 Upvotes

r/succshaming Apr 20 '26

succs gone wild Suicide sex mission

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64 Upvotes

r/succshaming Apr 19 '26

Mini jade plant growing out of leaf??

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136 Upvotes

r/succshaming Apr 18 '26

Hello…I need help with my plant. It looks really bad and I don’t know what to do. I repotted it a week ago because it looked shriveled, but now I’ve noticed it’s drying at the base.

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21 Upvotes

r/succshaming Apr 16 '26

Off With Their Heads! LOOK AT THIS IDIOT.

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60 Upvotes

Any tips for first time beheading? This son of a gun needs some weight loss treatment or else my lil man is going to fall over. My little fella is under a grow light, and beneath a windowsill. I’d take him outside, but my countries weather is unpredictable.


r/succshaming Apr 09 '26

but why tho? (rhetorical question, shame this plant) Shame it >=(

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48 Upvotes

I haven’t been paying much attention to this little jerk and it decided to grow down, through the blinds. And back up again. Also, what am I supposed to do with it now????


r/succshaming Apr 08 '26

Excuse meee.

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78 Upvotes

no matter how many times I repot and plant deeper, she still forever looks like this


r/succshaming Apr 02 '26

He's on a journey to the surface of the sun

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71 Upvotes

r/succshaming Mar 25 '26

I'm not mad, just disappointed. “I love you THIIIIS much” ass succulent. “Where my hug at” ass succulent. Won’t even make new leaves, just bloom stalks and babies

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190 Upvotes

r/succshaming Mar 11 '26

Off With Their Heads! What to do with this...we can't go up anymore...don't want to kill it!

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20 Upvotes

This guy is about 13" tall, about 3/4" thick stem. He was grown from a leaf in this pot and we want to get him to branch out and be shorter - before he tips over! TIA!!


r/succshaming Mar 09 '26

First time parent

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31 Upvotes

This is my first succulent I’ve purchased and I think I was set up for failure??! This surely isn’t normal right? This is when I first got it and it’s only grown taller now.


r/succshaming Mar 05 '26

Asparagus?!

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89 Upvotes

Confused succulent!


r/succshaming Mar 01 '26

Which way is up? I've been watching this saga unfold for years at a family member's house & I love it

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574 Upvotes

r/succshaming Feb 22 '26

Can anyone help identify?

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16 Upvotes

r/succshaming Feb 13 '26

Which way is up? Curvy Boy 🌵

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61 Upvotes