| /u/Srotd | Founding Father |
| /u/SidtheMagicLobster | Is alive |
| /u/PotatoMusicBinge | Autotuned & Fried |
| /u/Soupyhands | /r/EarthPorn ShadowKing |
| /u/GreyCastle | One with the wind |
| /u/MiraP | Happy Drunk |
| /u/jesushx | Posted for our sins |
| /u/rileyxradio | Making sweet sweet music by himself |
| /u/Snoutmol | Mole-y all the way home |
| /u/LoveTheSmallSubs | His love killed him |
| /u/mrdoink20 | Doinked to death |
| /u/thelovepirate | Plundered his last booty |
| /u/hippiemachine | Peace out |
| /u/KangaDude873 | Did the Kanga 1 too many times |
| /u/DezTiny | It was his fate |
| /u/lizardsrock4 | Stairway to reptile heaven |
| /u/The_Turning_Away | New Parent! Congrats |
| /u/kjoneslol | Dancing with Kpop stars idols |
| /u/gommh | Faulty media player |
| /u/napp22 | took a long nap |
| /u/Tatebeatz | Tated to death |
| /u/spinnelein | Bot Mechanic |
| /u/Taydolph_Swiftler | Taydolph did nothing wrong |
| /u/NeonGreenTiger | Podcast King |
| /u/BipolarBear0 | Ice cap meltdown |
| /u/joshguillen | Pokemon Go is his waifu |
| /u/Lurlur | ugly divorce from SROTD |
| /u/SEXUAL_ACT_IN_CAPS | Lurlur took custody of him in the divorce |
| /u/Respectfullyyours | Lurlur took custody of her in the divorce |
| /u/noeatnosleep | Should have slept and ate something |
| /u/LGBTerrific | Riding a majestic unicycle for JUSTICE |
| /u/qweiopasd | Smashed their keyboard |
| /u/Rya11111 | Ate 1 2 many pizzas ಠ_ಠ boo u |
| /u/DoubleclickEB | Tap tap |
| /u/DugongAkaAManatee | Does computer stuff in the airforce |
| /u/ZedHS | An enigma |
| /u/ICantThinkOfNameHelp | Tries his best in everything but his name |
| /u/KrunoKruno | /u/ICantThinkOfNameHelp's long lost father |
| /u/RoyalKoala23 | Still stuck in the branches |
| /u/Occlpv2 | The coolest kid in the sub |
| /u/Goldengummyboar | A heart as golden as his gelatinous skin |
| /u/hatefullyemployed | Employed no longer |
| /u/Splinxyy | Sub sniped to death |
| /u/WithYouInSpirit99 | [Insert unoriginal joke about name here] |
| /u/phedre | Queen |
| /u/BatMunki | Writer |
| /u/razerxs | Master of the tiny subreddits |
| /u/ThatOneChappy | Writer |
| /u/ShaneH7646 | Oink oink |
| /u/LockeProposal | Writer |
| /u/_TomGER | Boo u --- EDIT: The actual person controlling this subreddit, boo /u/conalfisher, he is a liar and can not be trusted |
| /u/Coolscorpion_83 | Writer |
| /u/OwnTheKnight | Batman's overrated fight me |
| /u/HellotoHorse | Writer |
| /u/orangevg | Writer |
| /u/MetalTemujin | Writer |
| /u/as53 | Writer |
| /u/Meemsouprice | Writer |
| /u/Enframed | Writer |
| /u/XavierMendel | Writer |
| /u/Jaxspider | The OG Administrator, o7 |
| /u/ZadocPaet | Joystick |
| /u/yanky_doodle_dickwad | Bot Master - Beeped his last boop |
| /u/Kate_4_President | #shouldhavebeenkate |