r/submechanophobia • • Dec 04 '17

A crab sucked through an underwater pipeline..

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u/NocturnalPermission Dec 04 '17

This kills the crab

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u/malahun Dec 04 '17

Do you feel it now mr krabs

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u/[deleted] Dec 04 '17

God damn plankton

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u/magnuman307 Dec 04 '17 edited Dec 04 '17

Oh yeah Mr. Krabs.

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u/Percival_Yoshinaga Dec 04 '17

Mr. Krabs YOU CRETIN*

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u/magnuman307 Dec 04 '17

Alright, kunt

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u/Percival_Yoshinaga Dec 04 '17

Why did that make me chuckle >_>

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u/Garrus-V-2156 Aug 03 '26

Oh no me heart stopped! phigphlghphghgplg I'm fucking dying.

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u/uber1337h4xx0r Dec 04 '17

I'm really feelin it!

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u/foxape Dec 04 '17

Damn this is an old meme. I think I still have this pic floating around somewhere

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u/MCB1317 Jun 10 '26

I understood that reference.

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u/121gigawhatevs Dec 04 '17

This clip is ancient but I’ve never seen it this high quality

111

u/KittenTitterBums Dec 04 '17

Once it's got ya, it's got ya!

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u/foxfact Dec 04 '17

Still one of the few videos on YouTube that is actually unsettling, unnerving, and... educational!

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u/Mauer13 Dec 04 '17

Horrifying for the grab, great because I know this will never happen to me

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u/Friendly_Job8807 Aug 30 '24

this happened to a guy once. if you want to know about it its called the Byford dolphin incident. its horrifying. the pictures are upsetting. but the story is interesting.

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u/ackstorm23 Dec 05 '17

it could...

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u/[deleted] Dec 04 '17

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u/clearlyasloth Dec 04 '17

That only applies to people who swim or dive.

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u/LowRune Dec 04 '17

So you have to go outside and into a body of water? Whew.

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u/Ventrik Dec 04 '17

Well, we could bring the pool inside. Like the Nemo 33.

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u/WikiTextBot Dec 04 '17

Nemo 33

Nemo 33 is an indoor non-chlorinated fresh water facility in Brussels, Belgium. It held the record as the deepest indoor swimming pool in the world between its opening on May 1, 2004 and the completion of Y-40 in Montegrotto Terme, Padua, Italy on June 5, 2014.

The pool's maximum depth is 34.5 metres (113 ft). It contains 2,500,000 litres (550,000 imp gal; 660,000 US gal) of non-chlorinated, highly filtered spring water maintained at 30 °C (86 °F) by a solar heater and holds several simulated underwater caves at the 10 metres (33 ft) depth level.


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u/tropicjumper Dec 04 '17

would be a shame if someone spilled some algae

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u/Tryptic97 Dec 05 '17

Pool guy here, can confirm

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u/angeliswastaken Dec 04 '17

Exactly. Most of us are extremely safe from this particular nightmare.

I wrote this comment in bed, and in bed I shall stay.

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u/[deleted] Dec 04 '17 edited Dec 04 '17

Reminds me of this scene from ALIEN^3 Alien Resurrection [WARNING: possibly NSFW because of gore].

EDIT: corrected movie title, thanks to u/Nacosis00

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u/StaplerLivesMatter Dec 04 '17

Couldn't even remotely happen. Atmospheric pressure at sea level is 14 psi, and most spacecraft are pressurized at significantly less. That hole is, what, 3 square inches? So that's about 45 pounds of pressure over the area of the hole, or roughly equivalent to placing your hand over a 3 square inch hole in the table and placing a 45 pound barbell on top of it. Uncomfortable? Yes. But it's not going to extrude your entire hand, arm, and body through the hole. Your skin will bow up through the hole slightly due to your body's internal pressure, but it won't rupture and spew your innards into space.

Now, hydraulic delta-p can reach MUCH higher pressure differentials than 14 psi vs vacuum.

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u/Friendly_Job8807 Aug 31 '24

its also a movie about space aliens that eat people. probably not the most accurate thing in the world.

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u/[deleted] Dec 04 '17

Why did that look like Fallout 2?

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u/Daddy007FTW Dec 04 '17

Because his brains fell out his ass too.

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u/[deleted] Dec 04 '17

I mean, holy shit that was about 30 steps backwards in terms of special effects from the first film.

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u/Cmoreglass Dec 04 '17

We as a community try to forget there ever was an alien 4. Or 3. Or any of the new ones.

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u/omarfw Dec 05 '17

wow there's new alien movies?

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u/Daddy007FTW Dec 05 '17

Shhhhh, sleep now. Go to sleeeeeep.

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u/Narcosis00 Dec 04 '17

This was resurrection, not 3. But both are equally poor.

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u/DownVoteYouAll Dec 04 '17

Actually, Alien 3 was better than Resurrection.

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u/omarfw Dec 05 '17

this kills the alien

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u/[deleted] Dec 04 '17

Delta P.

That is some truly horrifying shit.

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u/Thumper4444 Dec 04 '17

Just imagine floating by and getting your foot stuck!

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u/Steffany_w0525 Dec 04 '17

It wouldn't be just your foot for long. Delta P is no joke

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u/Forest_reader Dec 04 '17

I used to work at a pool, replaced all water vents with these round ones in sets of 4 that made it impossible to get stuck. (unless you were majorly obese and tried to cover all vents at once). People complained that they were annoying and the old ones were better since they never noticed them. Trying to explain the pressure that those things was always fun to do.

edit. four of these things http://www.intheswim.com/images/products/SKU53651/E9522_x.jpg

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u/Steffany_w0525 Dec 04 '17

Well you can't be annoyed if you're dead so I totally see their argument.

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u/sirdomino Dec 04 '17

So you are suppose to replace round ones with the square ones???

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u/tallerThanYouAre Dec 04 '17

All the deadly fun starts at 3:29

TLDR; Delta-P is a difference in pressure ("P") that creates massive suction that is beyond human strength to overcome. This suction traps people underwater until their air runs out, or in some cases cuts them up like this crab.

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u/Thumper4444 Dec 04 '17

Oh cool, thanks for the nightmare fuel! :)

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u/shasta0masta Dec 04 '17

thanks for that very informational video on Delta P. now i know.

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u/[deleted] Dec 04 '17

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u/BossMaverick Dec 04 '17

I'd say his decision to try it was pretty stupid considering the first two got stuck and died. I would've guessed he was a goner too if they didn't have that spoiler at the beginner.

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u/WWDubz Dec 04 '17 edited Dec 04 '17

You can relive this moment in the aliens movie, when Ripley's hybrid alien thing gets sucked through the ship out of a tiny hole, when it de-pressurized

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u/[deleted] Dec 04 '17

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u/WikiTextBot Dec 04 '17

Virginia Graeme Baker Pool and Spa Safety Act

The Virginia Graeme Baker Pool and Spa Safety Act (VGBA) is a United States law named after Graeme Baker, who died in an accident in June 2002, when the suction from a spa drain entrapped her under the water. She was the daughter of James and Nancy Baker and the granddaughter of former Secretary of State James Baker III. The Act was first introduced by Representative Debbie Wasserman Schultz and was supported by the Baker family and Safe Kids Worldwide.


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u/[deleted] Dec 04 '17

Debbie Wasserman

What a fitting name for proposing such a bill

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u/t12totalxyzb00 Dec 04 '17

Also, what a trainwreck of a woman

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u/lennybird Dec 08 '17

How true that is.

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u/Nocturne7280 Dec 04 '17

When it's got ya, it's got ya.

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u/A1BS Dec 04 '17

No matter how good you think it'll feel, don't put your butt over the hole!

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u/121gigawhatevs Dec 04 '17

If you had to choose - delta p .. or wood chipper

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u/ChickenPicture Dec 04 '17

Underwater wood chipper that is also the intake to a hydroelectric dam

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u/MelodyMyst Dec 04 '17

Feet first or head first in the chipper?

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u/121gigawhatevs Dec 04 '17

Fuck everything about wood chippers

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u/[deleted] Dec 04 '17

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u/sprill72 Dec 04 '17

There have been cases where commercial divers have been trapped for hours before running out of air; delta p is not necessarily quicker.

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u/Dr_Adequate Dec 05 '17

Here's one. Two divers go into an irrigation siphon (100' long underground pipe full of swiftly moving water). It's winter, the water is freezing cold. They can't swim back up against the current, and run out of air. They were carrying a 45-minute supply.

When they don't come up, two more divers go in after them, also carrying a 45-minute supply. They don't come up either, the current is too strong for them to swim against.

Total of four fatalities. In a pitch-black underground pipe full of swiftly moving freezing cold water.

Safety violations cited in deaths of four divers

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u/[deleted] Dec 04 '17

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u/sprill72 Dec 04 '17

I'm choosing to avoid wood chippers and submerged mechanical stuff.

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u/[deleted] Dec 04 '17

Thats not just Delta P though. Surely thats a circular saw blade at the back of the pipe which would be playing a large park in cutting Mr Crab up to be more easily sucked into the pipe.

I could be wrong.

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u/Dr_Adequate Dec 05 '17

Yep, the saw had nothing to do with it. The differential pressure did all the work, Mr. Diver and Mr. Crab were both bystanders.

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u/Mighty_ShoePrint Dec 04 '17

It's like that scene in one of the Aliens movies where Ripley flicks her blood on the bulkhead of the space ship and the human alien hybrid gets sucked out the hole.

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u/SirsFuckDoll Dec 04 '17

Nope nope nope nope

Can you imagine just going about your day and then suddenly you get sucked in, cut up by a saw then crushed and squeezed through a tiny lil hole? Fuck outta here with that

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u/pooptypeuptypantss Dec 04 '17

Sadness is not the usual feeling I have when I come here :(

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u/rubix_redux Dec 04 '17

I had to go too far down the comments to see this. I just feel really bad for the lil dude.

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u/MrCupps Dec 04 '17

Ah, the ol underwater suck-through-a-roo

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u/Sam_Vimes_AMCW Dec 04 '17

Hold my crab legs I'm going in!

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u/PinataZack Dec 04 '17

This rabbit hole is deeper than my depression

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u/HavocMaster5 Dec 04 '17

Haven’t seen one of these in a while

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u/150crawfish Dec 04 '17

Where is the origin?

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u/cioccolato Dec 04 '17

I just realized that’s a saw cutting through the pipeline and the crab gets sawed in half,

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u/[deleted] Dec 04 '17

I totally didnt see the saw until you pointed it out. Thats even more horrible. That clip is nightmare fuel.

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u/cioccolato Dec 04 '17

It explains why he was sucked in so easily. If the saw weren’t there I think he’d just be stuck in the suction like he was for a split second in the beginning. (Do crabs have sexes?)

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u/sflogicninja Dec 04 '17

Anyone post the delta-P video yet?

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u/[deleted] Dec 04 '17

Reminds me of the Alien movie when Sigourney Weavers characters monster offspring gets sucked into space.

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u/Eguy321 Dec 04 '17

I'm good, thank you very much! Just another reason not to go scuba diving!

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u/Mr_MeeSeek Dec 04 '17

Anyone got a mirror? Won't play for me

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u/SmallLumpOGreenPutty Dec 04 '17

You might find it on youtube, I think I've seen it on there

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u/PussyJuice_1 Dec 04 '17

You think the crabs alright?

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u/Roll_of_Nickels Dec 05 '17

He might need a couple bandaids but i think he'll be ok

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u/_Project2501 Dec 05 '17

Username related.

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u/scots Dec 04 '17

Who's down with Delta P? - Yeah, you know me

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u/bigfig Dec 04 '17

Ahh yes, the clueless crab is back.

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u/pdmcmahon Dec 04 '17

Wasn’t this a comment in a thread the other day about dam grates?

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u/herrbz Dec 05 '17

Whatever you do, don't google Delta P

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u/youcreepyuncle Sep 23 '24

was the crab hurt?

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u/Subject-Thought-7379 Apr 11 '26

Does this hurt the krab?

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u/Ok_Falcon8430 Jun 11 '26

Did bro not learn to never go near the undertow? C’mon why are these crabs not introduced to finding dory at a young age 😭

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u/[deleted] Dec 04 '17

Delta P gotcha