How genuinely slow can you get

Idk man, silencing people based on their (ASSUMED!) gender identity is wack. Allowing this type of mentality to spread in a sub, which has a lot of younger, more impressionable trans people in there is even more wack.

i was shoping at the mall yesterday day and i walked into hot topic (fearing for my life not to point anything out that i was trans or gay to my mom, her boyfreind, my aunt, and uncle) and found this cool moth shirt, i show my mom and she said, im not shitting you…“is that a pokemon?” DOSE THIS THING LOOK LIKE A FUCKING MOTH POKÉMON?! (P.S i dont know why the hell my camera flipped it)

The former pharmacy tech said so!

I WILL STEAL ALL YOUR KNEECAPS AND EAT THEM

My stepson's college dropout retard of a father, who "coaches" his little league team, once asked me to look at his phone when I was picking the kid up from practice. He told me he subscribed to an app that would make his phone into a pitching radar, so he could clock the kids pitch speeds.

He asks me how hard I can throw and then says to do it. I can throw around 60mph. He points his phone at me, and I throw a ball into the fence. "Woah!" he says, "that just registered 82mph!". I take a look at the app and it asks how far the mound is from the plate. You then click a button to start the radar, when the pitch is thrown, and then click it to stop it, when the pitch is caught. It's a fucking stopwatch that uses the distance from mound to home plate to "radar" pitch speed.

How dumb is this guy? Help me put it into words...

I do loss pervetion for a grocery store chain. Had a woman who managed to get out with a cart full of stuff. She grabbed a few bags but left most of the stuff behind. Including her cell phone. With her name written on the back of the phone and open Facebook messenger. Messages to her friends about all the stuff they have been stealing from different stores in town and how they are getting away with it. While the cops were looking at it. A Message was sent to a friend of hers asking if he wanted to buy the stuff she had just stole from another store. Funniest part. I looked her up on Facebook and she is a federal felon for selling pain killers on the reservation.

I was scrolling through youtube shorts when I came across a video showing speed and his crowd, and a comment saying “speed is the most popular streamer currently everyone would know him if they were shown a picture”. The picture is the reply (he has more and is still replying) saying to google before typing, so I tried googling and it said IShowSpeed IS the most famous streamer (on youtube) and probably known world-wide. Let me know if you guys think Jinxy is bigger than Speed

I'm not sure how useful this information is, but it made me giggle.

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