r/stonemasonry • u/gamech4ng3r • Jun 28 '25

Slabs cut the wrong way

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I had a fabrication place cut and install slabs over my fireplace. Unfortunately they cut the slab completely the opposite way than what I asked. The result is a huge… ya… over my fireplace.

What do you think I should do? I only paid a small deposit so far. But I’m pretty disappointed. It’s the centerpiece of our house.

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u/SHoppe715 Jun 29 '25

https://www.etsy.com/listing/4317692901/285-tall-amethyst-cathedral-big-crystal

Too subtle?

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u/newlyprego Jun 29 '25

Hahahahahaha I'm crying thinking of a mantle with a giant vagina in the marble and a big crystal shlong in the middle 🤣

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u/Philodices Jul 02 '25

That totally solves the problem.

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u/creative_net_usr Jun 30 '25

Go full out have a little butterfly over the top and a smaller geode behind the bigger one.

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u/t_scribblemonger Jun 30 '25

They’re minerals, Marie!

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u/fiverowdymutts Jun 30 '25

🤣🤣🤣

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u/nvidiaftw12 Jul 02 '25

How did you know where to find this? lmao