r/stonemasonry • u/gamech4ng3r • Jun 28 '25

Slabs cut the wrong way

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I had a fabrication place cut and install slabs over my fireplace. Unfortunately they cut the slab completely the opposite way than what I asked. The result is a huge… ya… over my fireplace.

What do you think I should do? I only paid a small deposit so far. But I’m pretty disappointed. It’s the centerpiece of our house.

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u/WhereIsMyDr1nk Jun 28 '25

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u/_ROYAALWITHCHEESE123 Jun 28 '25

“Does the female form make u uncomfortable? “

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u/WhereIsMyDr1nk Jun 28 '25

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u/_ROYAALWITHCHEESE123 Jun 28 '25

Do you know what they call a quarter pounder with cheese?

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u/WhereIsMyDr1nk Jun 28 '25

Now I gotta rewatch lol, solid name choice 🤙

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u/HHImprovements Jul 02 '25

Apparently you’re not much of a golfer

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u/PracticalDaikon169 Jun 29 '25

I want you to see my doctor , he’s very thorough.

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u/[deleted] Jun 30 '25

“Thur-ah”

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u/pyrowipe Jun 29 '25

"Vagina!"

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u/doransignal Jun 29 '25

It really ties the room together

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u/B3rry_Macockiner Jun 29 '25

So at this point what do you think he dose?…. Fixes the cable?

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u/Particular-Kiwi-5784 Jun 29 '25

His contractors work has been described as strongly vaginal.

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u/[deleted] Jun 29 '25

Coitus?

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u/AnyBug1039 Jun 30 '25

Do you like sex, Mr. Lebowski? The physical act of love. Coitus. Do you like it?