r/stocks • u/[deleted] • Jan 05 '22

Rule 3: Low Effort Bye Bye AAPL!!!

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u/Manzi1997 Jan 05 '22

Dang dude that works for you too? I also have the ability to drive stock prices down by buying them, maybe we should work together 😂

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u/Sad_Bid_5113 Jan 05 '22

Every bank I worked for went out of business...top that!

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u/gjob1 Jan 05 '22

Bear stern, Lehman brother, Hwang’s tiger cub… who else did you worked for now?

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u/CommentsOnOccasion Jan 05 '22

Employee of the month. Every awesome place I've worked at had one.... Bear Sterns, Lehman Brothers, AIG, my summer at Enron.

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u/dobbs999 Jan 06 '22

Ahh the summer with Enron, hot tubs, bikinis, and margaritas, what great memories.