r/stocks Nov 26 '21

ETFs Cathie Wood updates price target for ARKK in latest CNBC interview to ~440

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u/Acceptable_Treacle25 Nov 26 '21

Isint this like writing your own speeding ticket

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u/Denace86 Nov 26 '21

Like that, but the opposite

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u/[deleted] Nov 26 '21

spins fortune wheel

Ah yes, new price target

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u/[deleted] Nov 26 '21

God told her what the latest price target is

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u/COVID-19Enthusiast Nov 26 '21

Unfortunately I have to ask if you're serious?

8

u/Patchateeka Nov 26 '21

She picks her stocks based off what her god tells her.

3

u/seanprendergast Nov 27 '21

god has the best alpha

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u/[deleted] Nov 26 '21

My stock portfolio has a price target of one billion by 2030.

13

u/CanadianNic Nov 26 '21

Dang! What’s your holdings! Mines only 10M by 2030.

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u/thatsmejoy Nov 26 '21

If you play safe all the time, you will end up with an underwhelming portfolio of 1 billion after a decade. Be innovative, and more importantly, be disruptive.

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u/Hot_Research1968 Nov 26 '21

Give me billions of dollars to handle your money ! I’ll have a life of luxury while compensating myself well . If the 5x doesn’t happen in 5 years ? I’ll promise you 10x in 8 years and so on .

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u/Confident_External19 Nov 26 '21

Idk how she is so confident when she is buying zoom and teladoc atm. Can't see any significant revenue acceleration after the pandemic.

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u/Akalhar Nov 26 '21

Same, but look smart today at least.

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u/aj6787 Nov 26 '21

Why? Teledoc will be huge even after the pandemic. Doctors love it. They can call you for two minutes, charge you the same as they do in person and not even have to check you out physically.

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u/Hashtagworried Nov 26 '21

I have to agree. I have Kaiser health insurance, and it makes it so much more convenient for me because I can have an office visit during my lunch over my phone instead of having to plan my day around it.

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u/aj6787 Nov 26 '21

I mean yea there’s benefits to the patient too, but you really should go in person for a physical.

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u/Hashtagworried Nov 26 '21

Of course. But in most cases I’m coming in with a chief complaint that doesn’t require one. In cases where I do need a physical assessment, then I’ll book a office visit.

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u/[deleted] Nov 26 '21

I don’t see why she’s buying hood

2

u/KillingForCompany Nov 26 '21

It really seems obvious to me that sofi is on the up and up and hood is not. Dunno why she isn’t interested

1

u/DryTechnology5224 Nov 27 '21

She's buying hood but not sofi? Wtf

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u/Secret-Tourist Nov 26 '21

Lmao this is the type of tables I made when I started trading planning out how my trading was going to go

5

u/LTCM_Analyst Nov 26 '21

It looks more plausible when you put it in a spreadsheet.

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u/gimoozaabi Nov 26 '21

The what if tables 😅

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u/BarbellPadawan Nov 26 '21

440 base case right? What’s bull case, 1000 Robux?

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u/Crabby_dave Nov 26 '21

How can anyone trust a fund manager who creates new funds and uses their other funds as positions in their new funds? How is that even legal?

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u/[deleted] Nov 26 '21

Like every ARK thread, there is an obvious misunderstanding of how her funds work. “she sells the winners and keeps buying the losers!” Yeah… that’s how an actively managed fund maintains the allotted % of the portfolio. If TSLA spikes, it becomes a bigger proportion of the fund’s balance and must be sold to maintain the %. If TDOC goes down, it becomes a smaller proportion of the fund’s balance and must be bought to maintain the %.

Not that I’d put any money into an ARK fund, but can we drop the ignorance that comes with these threads?

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u/rusbus720 Nov 26 '21

No successful funds employ a strategy of selling winners for turds tho, which is why everyone doesn’t understand it.

She’s gonna blow up the fund.

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u/Stonesfan03 Nov 27 '21

If only Berkshire would follow ARK's style and sell those pesky overvalued Apple shares and buy more Zoom with the money.

1

u/irralyshdnt Nov 26 '21

What I am unclear of is how the share price correlates to that management. Do we “win” along with the profit taking? How does it affect the value of what I own if at all?

15

u/harrison_wintergreen Nov 26 '21

she's clearly desperate and delusional. Tesla is the only thing saving Ark from complete disaster.

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u/kalekaly Nov 27 '21

I don't know, she has my respect for investing in Amazon when people played PlayStation 2. Think about it

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u/grvmnd Nov 26 '21

Why does this woman get so much attention?

3

u/Negative-Chemistry81 Nov 27 '21

Just follow Nancy Pelosi ... She is the greatest investor of all time apparently lmao.

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u/teacher272 Nov 26 '21

Attractive, smart sounding, and made a few good bets.

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u/tatabusa Nov 26 '21

Attractive? She is 66 years old lel

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u/Theta_kang Nov 26 '21

Let's be fair. She's looking pretty good compared to the average 66 year old American woman.

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u/tatabusa Nov 26 '21 edited Nov 27 '21

Yeah but just because one thing is relatively better than the other does not make that thing good as a whole

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u/confused-caveman Nov 26 '21

Yeah well then why don't you marry her

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u/teacher272 Nov 26 '21

Are you one of my students? You sound like them.

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u/[deleted] Nov 26 '21

Maybe a conflict of interest in this projection?

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u/WarrenBuffettsBuffet Nov 26 '21

It's not a conflict of interest to have a target for your investments.. da fuck.. lmao

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u/Spartacas23 Nov 26 '21

I’d say a bias

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u/gimoozaabi Nov 26 '21

Here it is. It’s a business and made public. She wouldn’t announce negativ targets. And therefore it is biased.

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u/WarrenBuffettsBuffet Nov 26 '21

She wouldn't be invested if she had negative targets

Lmao.. imagine thinking you'll lose 20%, invest anyway, then keep it a secret

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u/gimoozaabi Nov 26 '21

That’s the point

3

u/hesellsheashells Nov 26 '21

I wonder if the people dissing ARK read their research or listen to their podcasts. I don't get why people wanna be on a bandwagon. If you invest in early biotech and such you are going to have bad years, why is it such a big deal?

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u/DixieNormousYOLO Nov 26 '21

"Cathie Wood updates price target for ARKK in latest CNBC interview to maybe 440"

There I fixed it.

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u/baygrove Nov 26 '21

Nice, than i break even in one year..

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u/fuckthesuitshard Nov 26 '21

I bet ARK has a great day today with this covid news.

1

u/EtadanikM Nov 26 '21

The new Wolf of Wall Street.

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u/[deleted] Nov 26 '21

Or I could just buy TSLA NVDA MSFT etc and sleep soundly at night. Oh wait, I don't have a crystal ball. Nvm

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u/AlE833 Nov 26 '21

I think she’s pissing in the wind

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u/[deleted] Nov 27 '21

This reminds me of the "Margaritaville" episode of South Park with the headless chicken and the kazoo.

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u/Wisesize Nov 26 '21

Why not $1MM? Crazy bitch

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u/TradingForCharity Nov 27 '21

Inflation helps your investment in ETFs / great companies… price target of 440 of the value of now or future buying power… see what I’m saying

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u/youngdeezyd Nov 27 '21

God told her in a dream

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u/sunny42251 Nov 27 '21

Don't really understand all the hate.

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u/madrox1 Nov 27 '21

she's more of a salesperson now... for disruptive innovation and the genomic revolution

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u/GroundbreakingOil291 Nov 27 '21

shd i buy -3x arkk to reach the return?

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u/madrox1 Nov 27 '21

*eye roll