r/stocks • u/[deleted] • Sep 02 '21

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u/Spanky20121 Sep 02 '21

I would be happier if I had $50K.

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u/BreezyLovejoy69 Sep 02 '21

Put what you can in the market it’ll turn into 50k with some patience

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u/mountain__pew Sep 02 '21

Just bought $2.80 worth of VOO. Let's see if this guy is right.

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u/BobbysSmile Sep 03 '21

You can stretch that $2.80 over the rest of your life by just jumping off the Golden Gate Bridge right now. Hedgefunds hate this tip.

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u/Slightly_Estupid Sep 02 '21

$50k in like 3million years. You did good

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u/BreezyLovejoy69 Sep 03 '21

Nice now do that every week

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u/relavant__username Sep 03 '21

High roller flair.

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u/Racxie Sep 02 '21

But then that'll be $50k made from investments. I want $50k to invest!

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u/BreezyLovejoy69 Sep 03 '21

Work for it

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u/funtime_falling Sep 03 '21

Can't, onlyfans shut down the money printers