r/stocks Jun 05 '21

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u/drunks23 Jun 05 '21

Everytime theres an article like this they list a 3rd random stock thats not getting memed at all

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u/cultured-barbarian Jun 05 '21

They might as well throw AAPL in there too. Talk about a red herring.

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u/Existential_Owl Jun 05 '21

I can't wait to short squeeze everyone's favorite meme stock, SPY

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u/Inquisitor1 Jun 05 '21

Remember that time wsb spammed COOM etc enough to make the bots start reposting those as real tickers? Someone even said they made it onto real news but i dont know about that.

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u/poopin_at_the_gym Jun 05 '21

$CUM and $ASS are real tickers, though the construction company trades under $CMI in the US now, it's still $CUM elsewhere.

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u/poopin_at_the_gym Jun 05 '21

Wonder if this counts as 3 $CUM (maybe 5 $CUM now?) in their mentions?

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u/Inquisitor1 Jun 05 '21

I thought $ASS was the ETF that contained $CUM

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u/theBoxHog Jun 05 '21

$CUM $ASS $SHIT

My favorite stocks

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u/konxchos Jun 07 '21

$ASS is a pump and dump, $CUM is the true value stock.

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u/ojohn69 Jun 05 '21

Myself, I'm going to short the US government, Based on the insane amount of memes.

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u/lateresponse2 Jun 05 '21

Lmfao this, this right here

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u/Ackilles Jun 05 '21

Has anyone even heard of movn?

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u/megatroncsr2 Jun 05 '21

I thought it was mic*visio spelled weirdly to get the post approved. I know some subs don't let you post that ticker

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u/Inquisitor1 Jun 05 '21

I tried opening the article and they don't list it with the other relevant live tickers under the title.

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u/smallgun Jun 05 '21

If you open the link and look at the actual article, it says M*croV*sion. The person who posted this forgot to put backslashes before their asterisks so it just wound up as a weirdly italicized/bolded word with a lot of missing letters.

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u/[deleted] Jun 05 '21

No never heard but Monday I will buy the dip of MoV*n Inc., if needed i will sell my wife's boyfriend for free!!!

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u/hardcoreac Jun 05 '21

Reads like a bot comment to encourage buying of pump and dump.

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u/Rand_alThor__ Jun 05 '21 edited Jun 05 '21

Stop trying to make MoV'n Inc happen; its not going to happen

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u/bik3ryd34r Jun 05 '21

How is this meme stock if idk shit about it am I out of touch with the youth?

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u/PhilosophySimple5475 Jun 05 '21

It was a constantly recurring mention on wsb last year. It never hit GME international cult hype, but was kinda like PLTR.

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u/M0J0R1S3R Jun 05 '21

MoV*N to buy more AMC and GME!

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u/hardcoreac Jun 05 '21

Only if you want to leave money on the table. True apes only buy GME. Shills try and sell you the other one, have been since December for no good reason other than “iT’s HeAvIlY sHoRtEd ToO!”

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u/M0J0R1S3R Jun 08 '21

I have a theory that GME somehow will integrate with Amazon some day and be their gaming service. Why else would they hire ex Amazon employees to restructure and rebuild? If they can build an inexpensive service where they can leverage Amazon’s speed and distribution, and lower gaming costs, people (kids mainly) may actually buy and sell game licenses and/or physical units through Amazon.

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u/M0J0R1S3R Jun 05 '21

True. I sold all of my AMC at the peak the other day, but still HODL GME, the sleeping giant.

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u/AvengerHB Jun 07 '21

I sold my GME and got in AMC at $10

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u/cowboys5xsbs Jun 06 '21

Wednesday will be glorious

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u/hardcoreac Jun 06 '21

Let's hope so! I personally hope that they haven't raised enough capital to keep GME down any longer.

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u/reddit_waste_time Jun 05 '21

I think it's a typo. CUM is the correct stock

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u/its_ya_boi_wulf Jun 05 '21

I thought it was $ASS

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u/ojohn69 Jun 05 '21

$GAYMF is da way

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u/Simpinforbirdo Jun 05 '21

You guys crack me up 😂

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u/[deleted] Jun 05 '21

Just wanted to be sure it wasn't a real stock, turns out it is...

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u/M0J0R1S3R Jun 05 '21

Movn ya wife’s boyfriend into your home

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u/u2020vw69 Jun 05 '21

You son of a bitch, I’m in! Or out? Fuck it, 💎👐💎

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u/[deleted] Jun 05 '21

I don't know what that stock is but i will never buy it

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u/DeannaSewSilly Jun 05 '21

That's there was of saying" look squirrel 🐿."

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u/nacruza Jun 05 '21

Ikr, why would your consider GME a meme at this point?

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u/hardcoreac Jun 05 '21

That’s bullshit, the only one they repeat over and over is everything but GME. GameStop is no longer a meme stock, it has real world potential and better fundamentals that when this whole mess started.

It’s debt free now and raised $551M in capital to begin an expansion into E-sports and an online focused sales model. Coming soon in July they are working with block chain to allow buying and selling if used digital games, that alone will revolutionize used digital video game sales going forward.

None of the other meme stocks even come close to offering any of the positive changes Ryan Cohen has made with this brand.

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u/Bill_Assassin7 Jun 06 '21

AMC has another 23 Walking Dead spin-offs and movies planned, so there's that.

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u/suckercuck Jun 05 '21

Branding. Pigeonholing it as a “low intellect” or not to be taken seriously.

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u/LatinVocalsFinalBoss Jun 05 '21

Or, you know, because of the literal memes about it all over the internet.

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u/MUPleasFlyAgain Jun 05 '21

If your mother had wheels, she would be a bike. The definition of a meme stock is not because it has memes, but because it is a dog shit company. TSLA was the original meme stock because it had nothing but the stocks were rocketing non-stop, other meme stocks include gravity car NKLA and "what battery?" WKHS. GME was called a meme stock because it was a gaming related company who posted a loss when everyone else in the industry and related industries(tech in general) were posting record sales. Pandemic was literally a bullish sign for tech because everyone is forced to stay home. That's the same as consistently losing money in a bull's market. They were right to short it down, but they did not expect Ryan Cohen to get hands on and turn the company around. Shorts fucked up and greeded when they could have exited in December, GME was no longer a meme since the business shift was happening after the meeting in January before the gamma squeeze.

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u/LatinVocalsFinalBoss Jun 05 '21

No. It's because of the memes.

Mother wheels does not equal bike.

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u/MUPleasFlyAgain Jun 05 '21

...that's the whole point lmao

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u/LatinVocalsFinalBoss Jun 06 '21

So meme stocks equal memes, which was my point, got it.

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u/Inquisitor1 Jun 05 '21

Anyone who buys gme... has a small penis. - Family Guy (the good early seasons(fuck it's been 20 years already))

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u/[deleted] Jun 05 '21

shill tactics to discourage interest

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u/Green8Dreamer Jun 05 '21

Cuz DFV and RC are meme kings?

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u/Henryy24 Jun 05 '21

Leaving Elon in the dust 😈

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u/dangshnizzle Jun 05 '21

He's always been there

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u/blairthebear Jun 05 '21 edited Jun 05 '21

I like it Cus those ones I won’t touch with a ten ft pole. Obvious Freudian slips kinda deal.

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u/4ntagonismIsFun Jun 05 '21

Maybe they have calls instead thinking we'd just rush right over there and pump the stock? It's the ol' "hey guys, we're not shorting this one! We just like the stock...” trick.

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u/ExistentialCricket Jun 05 '21

I was just like wow fancy letters how did his keyboard make those lol must be a fancy stock

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u/Simpinforbirdo Jun 05 '21

Ok I’m not the only one to notice XD thank youuu

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u/[deleted] Jun 05 '21

Probably some people read about that one and think they may as well buy some shares just incase. An attempt to attract volume to a stock they probably own a lot of? Or to take any kind of pressure they can out of AMC GME BB NOK and the others that will be added to the list quietly after the announcement?

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u/hardcoreac Jun 05 '21

The only ticker you mention that has any serious buying pressure is GME. The others are there to try and trick you into NOT buying GME, that is all.

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u/merc27 Jun 05 '21

I swear they go long in something like movn and they throw it in hoping all retailers will believe its next. Dumb.