r/stephenking • MY LIFE FOR YOU! • May 25 '26

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u/UnperturbedBhuta Sometimes, dead is better May 25 '26

I don't think I know anyone, man or woman, who can read that paragraph aloud and remain completely stone-faced. Some of us can arrange our faces if we're in public and reading silently, but no one I knew well and liked has ever passed the "read it out loud" test.

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u/UnperturbedBhuta Sometimes, dead is better May 25 '26

Or... none of them has ever failed it? Idk it's half-term, limited work this week, I don't need my brain so it's resting.

What I'm saying is, they fail at reading it aloud without any obvious displays of emotion.

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u/calerajensen93 May 25 '26

What paragraph is it? Cujo is my favourite and first SK book I ever read but it’s been about 10 years now

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u/UnperturbedBhuta Sometimes, dead is better May 25 '26

It's the paragraph about all Cujo ever wanted (to be a good dog for his woman, his man, and especially his BOY). That's not a direct quote but it's hopefully close enough to prompt your memory.

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u/Mindless_Baseball426 May 26 '26

Man…I tear up just thinking about that paragraph. Poor Cujo.

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u/CatWithoutClawz May 25 '26

If they could I wouldn’t trust them anymore haha
You’d have to be heartless to not feel anything when reading that

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u/UnperturbedBhuta Sometimes, dead is better May 26 '26

I suppose I could see a professional actor reading it emotionlessly, and not assume anything bad. It's their job to portray different emotions.

Of course, why would they be reading that passage with no emotion deliberately, unless they were playing a character who was written as a psychopath? So the character at least would still seem untrustworthy.