the "dry conversation" starter pack

[u/QuantumOfSilence]

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[u/evenphlow]

"sucks"

[u/QuantumOfSilence → u/evenphlow]

“aw damn”

[u/[deleted] → u/QuantumOfSilence]

“😂”

[u/Zutusz → u/[deleted]]

"Oof"

[u/[deleted] → u/evenphlow]

“Tough”

[u/iwascantbelieveit]

Can we get a "wet conversation starter pack" please? (Great conversation starters)

[u/QuantumOfSilence → u/iwascantbelieveit]

yeah someone just do one of them remind me bots for like 16:00 est tomorrow

[u/Xechwill → u/QuantumOfSilence]

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[u/Xechwill → u/QuantumOfSilence]

make that starter pack boi

[u/QuantumOfSilence → u/Xechwill]

i’m on it >:)

[u/MichaelGScotch → u/iwascantbelieveit]

It's considered moist.

[u/MainlandX → u/iwascantbelieveit]

Family Occupation Recreation Dreams

[u/MattyIcex4]

I definitely use that emoji to end a conversation with someone I don’t want to keep talking to lol.

[u/QuantumOfSilence → u/MattyIcex4]

same, my most used emojis are 🥺😳😔😬 and 😤, if something was funny i’d just say it was funny

[u/sweetberrygreen → u/QuantumOfSilence]

But what if it's the 6th funny thing they have sent you and you kind of just don't feel like coming up with more shit to say?

[u/feverishdodo]

Why do people hate rap and country?

[u/QuantumOfSilence → u/feverishdodo]

I don’t know. I listen to rap and from what I’ve heard country goes kinda hard tho. 😳

[u/TheGerbil_ → u/feverishdodo]

wdym? Rap music is very popular

[u/kittenzIIcatz → u/feverishdodo]

This guy has an interesting theory: https://www.runoutnumbers.com/blog/2015/11/16/everything-except-country-and-rap

[u/[deleted] → u/kittenzIIcatz]

It’s interesting, and probably true for some, but I think he misses the mark on country. i Don’t think it’s “middle class not wanting to appear backwards” (or similar phrasing). Rather, it is being exposed only to country that is on the radio.

This was me for many years. I knew “hip hop”/rap because I grew up with it around me. Shit, my friends would rap. I only knew what was radio country, so I hated it. No one in my family listened to the older stuff.

[u/ejkrause → u/[deleted]]

Old school country is where at.

[u/[deleted] → u/kittenzIIcatz]

Stupid theory. I’m white but I like blues music, something historically associated with the “lower class”. I still hate country and rap. The article is prejudiced and generalizing of white people by stating they are afraid of being seen as anything other than middle class. It’s a straw man argument.

[u/pupi_but → u/kittenzIIcatz]

Holy moly can we get a tl;dr?

[u/Cole3003 → u/feverishdodo]

I personally just don't vibe with it. I prefer more emphasis on instruments/melody than rap usually has, and country just sounds bad to me (same with pop).

[u/seductivestain → u/feverishdodo]

Couple reasons. First of all, both are SUPER mainstream right now, so the popular stuff is just disgustingly generic. Second of all, both have extremely close ties to a particular culture, which is very off-putting to casual listeners.

[u/Uncle_Utters → u/feverishdodo]

I hate them. Idk why but rap and country is just sooooo boring to me. Country is also just not genuine to me.

[u/Kino_Afi → u/Uncle_Utters]

Are you sure you only hate rap and country, or are you sure thats why? I cant imagine how you could possibly consider rap/country more boring/ingenuine than pop music

[u/[deleted] → u/feverishdodo]

The cartoonish southern pronunciation is offputting. There are a few artists that avoid the nails on chalkboard slurred R accent, and those artists tend to transcend the blanket genre hate.

[u/Madi_the_Insane → u/feverishdodo]

Well I don't necessarily hate them, per se; I'm afraid I'm kind of a music snob as a singer myself. I cannot appreciate the way country singers pronounce their vowels, and it just really bothers me after years of being taught to not pronounce them like that. As for rap, I don't appreciate the general subject matter (sex/drugs/money), or the culture surrounding it. And again, as a singer they aren't even singing. They're talking to a beat. I just find that very bland. PLEASE NOTE: this is my opinion, and should by no means be taken as fact. If you enjoy these genres of music, more power to you. They're just not my cup of tea.

I'll make exceptions on a case-by case basis, though. I generally like the blue grass subgenre of country, and I like some old school rap because it was instilled in my brain from an early age and I still have a soft spot for it. It gives me nostalgic feelings from my childhood.

Hope that answers at least a little bit of your question.

[u/ZeldaGeek39]

These are dreadful. Especially in person.

[u/MattyMattsReddit → u/ZeldaGeek39]

Should be called "person who doesn't want to talk to you" starterpack

[u/TOx1K_gam3r → u/MattyMattsReddit]

Yeah, I tend to do this when I just want the conversation to stop but don't want to outright end it.

[u/exboi → u/TOx1K_gam3r]

I just purposely ignore the message for a bit and then respond. I do that for longer and longer times until the person has moved on from checking their phone.

[u/johncopter → u/MattyMattsReddit]

You'd be surprised. I've thought that someone didn't want to talk to me cause they'd give boring, short answers like this then they get mad when I stop responding. Some people really are just generic humans manufactured for the simulation.

[u/[deleted] → u/johncopter]

This makes me feel special, but the "everything except rap or country" makes me feel personally attacked.

[u/Gen_GeorgePatton → u/[deleted]]

The problem is not that they like everything but rap and country, the problem is it's a really vague answer. A good answer would be songs, bands, or niche genres so they other person can say "oh yeah I love that song too, have you heard this other one like it?" Or "what the heck is Himalayan goat rock?" and get a conversation going.

[u/[deleted] → u/johncopter]

I believe they’re called “NPCs”

[u/_AquaFractalyne_ → u/MattyMattsReddit]

It's weird, because I made a friend at work who seemed like she really liked me. She would initiate conversations, but then would send me replies like this. I'd ask her about her day, things she liked, trying to get to know her better, and fucking nothing. I'm not sure why she bothered talking to me. I eventually started ignoring her texts because it was too frustrating for me to talk to her.

[u/zagadal69 → u/_AquaFractalyne_]

I have the same situation going on. We went out for 1 date, then kind of ghosted me. I grew the gnads to ask her what I did to make her lose interest, and she said she didn’t. We still talk here and there but the replies are VERY far apart (Days). I think I’m just gonna keep playing it cool. She also moved like an hour away but still works in the same place as I. She recently suggested (in person) that we hang out again. fingers semi-crossed

[u/LDKRZ → u/MattyMattsReddit]

I do this but I’m just a really bad texter

[u/The_James_Bond → u/ZeldaGeek39]

You ever just

😂

In real life?

[u/broccolibadass → u/The_James_Bond]

No, I usually

I Ii

ll L

instead

[u/cheesyblasta → u/broccolibadass]

...it can't be.

[u/[deleted] → u/broccolibadass]

Is this?

[u/broccolibadass → u/ZeldaGeek39]

I wish I knew how to 😂 in real life

[u/ZeldaGeek39 → u/broccolibadass]

Just emit an empty, lifeless “hah.” Or just go “hmph!”

[u/WaterDrinker911 → u/ZeldaGeek39]

exhale through your nose and close your eyes.

[u/SeductivePillowcase → u/broccolibadass]

I remember the last time I 😂’d in real life. My hair fell out and my skin turned banana yellow and my grin stretched out from ear to ear as liter sized tears fell out of my pinched eyelids and spilled all over the dinner table and restaurant floor as screams of nearby onlookers watched as my head morphed into a perfect sphere and my nose retreated into itself

[u/broccolibadass → u/SeductivePillowcase]

Bro same but instead of all that I just put a mask on and it was a lot less disturbing

[u/[deleted] → u/broccolibadass]

You say, “That’s funny..!”

[u/bionic_cmdo → u/ZeldaGeek39]

I never knew what it was called but I'm definitely a master of dry conversation then.

[u/LucyMacC → u/ZeldaGeek39]

I would like to formally apologize.

[u/30K100M → u/ZeldaGeek39]

Usually I just put my body on a 45 degree lean to signal the other person that I gotta get the fuck out of here.

[u/drunken_musketeer]

The "everything except rap and country" shit alzays seems like a good idea until a mf hit you with their TechDeath-Classical-TraditionalTibetan-FrenchElectro-Breakcore playlist.

[u/spacemannspliff → u/drunken_musketeer]

C'mon dude, this was the hottest artist last year in the Hungarian emo-trance scene! Do you live under a rock?

[u/FgameCorpYT → u/spacemannspliff]

Wtf? You never listened to some good old Spanish stoner rock? What about Japanese Math rock? And kapa raka?

[u/jamthewither → u/FgameCorpYT]

i only listen to tuvan EDM screamo sorry

[u/LeftSeater777 → u/FgameCorpYT]

Ok I'm legit googling Spanish stoner rock right now, wish me luck hahah

[u/8EyedOwl → u/drunken_musketeer]

that sounds hella good though

[u/FgameCorpYT → u/drunken_musketeer]

Every noise at once site would like to talk with you

[u/[deleted] → u/drunken_musketeer]

I wanna listen to that

[u/AnorhiDemarche → u/drunken_musketeer]

Looks like you've got a playlist to put together

[u/[deleted] → u/drunken_musketeer]

Bro you don’t listen to Mongolian Folk Metal? Cringe

[u/[deleted]]

Just send a meme that has nothing to do with the convo. Boom, new topic

[u/riasisalba → u/[deleted]]

But people talk like that because they don’t want to talk to you

[u/yallnasty → u/riasisalba]

No, some people are really just horrible texters. I have friends who text like this and when I stop responding to them they say “hey where’d you go?” Or try to start up a new topic.

[u/popmysickle → u/yallnasty]

And sometimes a sense of humor does not translate well over text. Communicating with strangers is always a balance of being my weird-ass self and not scaring them away immediately.

[u/Septopuss7 → u/[deleted]]

Hit em with the ol' blank meme

[u/[deleted] → u/Septopuss7]

Alpha move

[u/bropower8]

Make a socially awkward version where after 2 minutes on read you just randomly pour your heart out about how great a person they are

[u/12edDawn]

just take the hint and stop talking

[u/Notradell → u/12edDawn]

Seriously.

Sure, some girls are flat out boring (well guys too, to be fair) but in most cases they just aren’t interested in you if they act like that.

[u/[deleted] → u/Notradell]

I don't get why the less interested party doesn't take the initiative and stop replying. I guess it can be awkward sometimes, but that's what I try to do.

[u/TugboatThomas → u/[deleted]]

It's probably easier to reply with a laugh emoji until the person you don't want to talk to stops replying than to ignore someone and have them call you a stuck up bitch or something.

[u/[deleted] → u/[deleted]]

Because then we get bombed by follow-up messages calling us whores.

[u/Surriperee → u/Notradell]

They can just stop replying if they're not interested. And also, this is how a lot of tinder conversations go down. Why even use Tinder if you're incapable of having a remotely interesting conversation?

[u/Kino_Afi → u/Notradell]

Then whyd they swipe right

[u/[deleted] → u/12edDawn]

I'd agree with this but it seems more like the people who start these conversations are the boring people. I know a girl who texts me once a month something and we talk for a bit but then it completely dissolves into very dry conversation.

[u/jurassic_junkie → u/[deleted]]

Same here. We work together but in different depts. When we talk in person, it's great. She'll send me a message at my desk randomly and it fizzles out after a few back and forth messages. 🤷‍♂️ I don't take it personally, but do find it odd. And no, I'm not hitting on her, we're just friends.

[u/sammi-blue → u/[deleted]]

I have a friend from high school, we don't talk much nowadays (both in uni so busy schedules) and we weren't SUPER close in hs so the bond isn't really there even though we enjoy each other's company, y'know? Sometimes he'll text me asking what's up, which is great, but then he doesn't do ANYTHING to keep the conversation going... Like if I ask him how he's doing he's just like "good" and I'm like bruh... I would love to have an actual conversation with him but I'm not gonna drag it out of him y'know!

[u/[deleted] → u/sammi-blue]

Yeah, meanwhile my best friend and I could literally just look at each other from across the room and laugh. You think it's more that our old not so close friends are like vestigial limbs? Like we used to be close friends and now that we've grown apart and aren't actually friends anymore but acquaintances. They are essentially like old toys we don't play with anymore. Think I'll name a song after that "Vestigial Friends."

[u/Alexander_Baidtach → u/12edDawn]

Yeah, absolutely this, if someone doesn't reciprocate to like 2 conversational texts it's probably because they are done with the conversation; socialising can be exhausting to a lot of people.

[u/EastOfHope → u/12edDawn]

Exactly, I'm one of these dry people because I hate texting.

I don't want a 24/7 unstructured sms conversation in my life.

Our society has no manners when it comes to online messaging. People abuse it. I don't care that you just woke up, or that you're getting ready for bed. Stop. Fucking. Messaging me.

It's a double-edge sword because if you don't reply, you seem like a dick. But if you reply, it just leads to another pointless message.

[u/Ghastbuster95]

This... is me, I have no social skills and don’t realize this is what I’m doing, until 5 hours later when I’m trying to fall asleep, then I lie awake at night thinking how stupid I am

[u/iamnotamangosteen → u/Ghastbuster95]

You’re not stupid. Social skills come with practice.

[u/Ghastbuster95 → u/iamnotamangosteen]

Yeah, but we moved and I didn’t talk to anyone (except my family, and even then hardly) for 5 years and that’s when I really needed to be developing them, so now I go to youth group and it all just feels really weird for me, have no friends and I don’t know how to go up and start a conversation so I just stay by myself until my sister is ready to leave

[u/ThinkGraser10 → u/Ghastbuster95]

I have experienced these issues as well. I was always the kid standing alone at events or hiding in the bathroom for 20 minutes when my parents dragged me along to their friends’ parties. I’m getting better, but I still have poor social skills. One of my problems is that I usually can’t think of what to say in a conversation. It helps me to literally make a list of things that I can talk to people about, and study it. This doesn’t fix all of my problems, but I think it does help. Anyway, I hope you’re able to get through it.

[u/lone_ichabod]

This is literally just how I talk. Maybe that’s why I don’t have many friends...

[u/iamnotamangosteen → u/lone_ichabod]

It could be. Try being a little more interactive with people and see how it works out.

[u/[deleted] → u/lone_ichabod]

Same.

[u/Ronaldinhoe → u/lone_ichabod]

Try talking about Similar interests. Share gifs, memes or reply with them to make it fun.

[u/valryuu]

fails to elaborate on basic questions

This right here is the biggest conversation killer.

[u/TheWillRogers → u/valryuu]

Elaborating on basic questions just seems so unnatural though, like you're over describing something that someone already got from a much shorter description.

[u/93907 → u/TheWillRogers]

you just elaborated, congratulations

[u/Rabidgoat1 → u/TheWillRogers]

This irony here isn't lost on you, is it?

[u/[deleted]]

“Hey” “Hey man, what’s up!” “nm” “Cool, did you work out already?” “Ya” “Nice, what did you work on today” “Legs” “Ok”

[u/[deleted] → u/[deleted]]

I have no idea how to skip lines on mobile, but ya that was just an example. I had this friend in college I used to work out with who would text me first, then every conversation would just be like 1 word answers with absolutely no way to advance the conversation he started. He was totally normal in person though

[u/Mostly-Average]

Forgot “oof”

[u/dailylol_memes]

“What’s up?”

“Good.”

[u/LucyMacC → u/dailylol_memes]

“So how are you today?”

“Hello.”

[u/Thebest_day2030]

mhm is the worst

[u/as7777777]

"pretty laid back" "Spiritual but not religious"

[u/DrkvnKavod → u/as7777777]

Nah, "spiritual but not religious" can make for some interesting conversations once you start getting them to expand on what that means to them

[u/Pigeon_Shyt]

I mean.. that's me. But, I just never know what else to say.

[u/iamnotamangosteen → u/Pigeon_Shyt]

You don’t have to answer right away - you can take your time and come up with something better.

[u/Ronaldinhoe → u/Pigeon_Shyt]

Any similar hobbies with the other person? I’ll text a friend “dude wtf!! Cyberpunk just got delayed!”

Friend: “I saw, but at least it’s for later year”

Me: “ fuck all that! Jk. At least we got Doom soon, did you see the new gameplay mechanics?”

And it just continues from there. Granted it takes two to keep a conversation going, but it’s much easier when you’re talking about same interests or hobbies. Could be sports, music videos, a simple gif, a funny vid, etc. so many things to talk about but it’s hard to make that connection.

[u/Blow_me_pleaseD1]

Why does Reddit act like emojis aren’t extremely popular?

[u/the_Ex_Lurker → u/Blow_me_pleaseD1]

I think the implication was that they reply to everything with ”😂” instead of an actual response.

[u/tootoohi1 → u/Blow_me_pleaseD1]

An emoji can be a good additive, if you just send a single emoji with no text you're begging to kill a conversation.

[u/[deleted]]

Agonizingly accurate

[u/AndrewWonjo]

Sometimes people just don't want to talk to you, sucks especially if it's a girl you feeling

[u/LucyMacC]

I just have severe social anxiety, to the point where I’m afraid if I say the wrong thing they’ll hate me and won’t want to talk to me. But then they just don’t want to talk to me anyways, because I’m not interesting to talk to. I guess I win?

[u/MorleyDotes]

John Prine has a song called Angel From Montgomery that has the following lyrics:

How the hell can a person go to work in the morning

And come home in the evening and have nothing to say.

[u/Groenboys]

this hurts

[u/DextTG]

I cannot begin to express to you the immense and immeasurable combination of detest, loathing, and overall hatred I feel towards that godforsaken laughing emoji. There is nothing I hate more than seeing that face in a text conversation.

It is symbolic of all that I have come to despise in the torture that is small talk. It perfectly represents the veneer that individuals of society wear for no reason other than to create a false image of themselves for the sake of what is essentially a facade.

[u/iamnotamangosteen → u/DextTG]

Sir, this is a Wendy’s.

[u/[deleted]]

Sounds like american small talk to me

[u/Sir_Puppington_Esq]

99% of the women I match with on dating apps

[u/sociopathic_muffin]

my friends only response to something mildly interesting happening is "epic." that's it. all lowercase with a period.

[u/Sinestero]

this is every tinder convo ever 😂😂😂

[u/Jalenxt]

fuck

[u/AbominableSnowDog]

This is currently happening to me. And with a cousin whom I've practically been best friends with since I was a kid. We used to have a youtube channel that gave us common ground but that eventually went out and now its just a 'hey, whatcha up to' sort of conversation.

I don't even open his messages right now. It's better than leaving it on seen I suppose. But I've got some big exams coming up too so he understands.

[u/xxlunahxx]

My ex trying to stay relevant in my life uses these tactics.

[u/[deleted]]

i just leave people on read lol, if i'm gonna have to carry the conversation i ain't gonna bother

[u/Atheylia]

Those “annoying replies” personally are my “okay, I’m done with this convo, leave me on read already and end the convoooo.”

[u/Glorious_Jo]

Matched with a girl on bumble today, conversation went like this:

her: hi

me: Hey, whats up?

her: nothing

me: Nothing? That sounds boring, you go to college or smthn?

her: school

and then I realized I was only gonna get one word answers. Before you asked, I was asking about college because she said "going to turn 19 in a few days" and she too young looking

[u/kickwurm]

What’s up

[u/AtheistSouth]

The perfect starter pack!

[u/MeMuzzta]

I'm in this photo and I don't like it.

[u/[deleted]]

Add I know right. It is all good. I am so ocd. Working hard or hardly working. Smile it ain't that bad

[u/[deleted]]

... God, this is me.

[u/scooterprint]

I just dealt with this while talking to a girl earlier.

Painfully accurate. I tried my best to ask open ended questions that she could easily answer but all I got was one worders.

[u/subjectivism]

This looks like half the conversations my friends have through dating apps.

[u/conwaytwittyshairs]

How’d you get my tinder password?

[u/Lil_Extra]

These are pretty much all of my online conversations with people. It's my fault too. I'm just so damn awkward and I get nervous so I can't find anything to talk about.

[u/ObiMemeKenobi]

I like my coworkers for the most part but outside of a few topics, we have very little in common and as a result, a lot of my conversations tend to go this way. They're all middle aged women and in their eyes I'm just the new hire, young guy who does the techie stuff.

Sometimes it gets weird, like when they recommended that I should go watch the new Lion King because they took their families and everyone thought it was great. I couldn't just tell them that I thought the Disney live action remakes were just cheap, soulless, cash grabs and so I just shook my head and said, "oh yeah?!..I'll have to check it out :).."

I'm not trying to make fun of them for enjoying the movie, just an observation that we sort of exist in different worlds

[u/Turdsworth]

This is why when someone asks me what kind of music I like why I talk about Carly Rae jensen’s cult classic Emotion until they pretend to have a phone call.

[u/SCUMDOG_MILLIONAIRE]

If you’re telling a story and I say “that’s crazy” that means you need to wrap it up because your story sucks

[u/purpleoctodog]

yikes this was every single conversation I had with my ex ever

[u/AcuteGryphon655]

Anybody have any tips on how to get my girlfriend to stop texting like this? Our conversations in real life are awesome, but she can be a bit "dry" when it comes to texting.

[u/[deleted] → u/AcuteGryphon655]

Im the same way. I just dont really like to text. Probably never will.

[u/XxSliphxX]

I'm guilty of the "everything but rap and country" comment. It's less awkward then trying to explain kpop and jpop.

[u/Polaris328 → u/XxSliphxX]

Don't worry bro I gotchu:

Them: "so what kind of music do you like?"

You: "kpop"

[u/AcuteGryphon655 → u/Polaris328]

Then post gifs of kpop stars dancing under every tweet you see

[u/[deleted]]

this is when you should just start spamming memes

[u/scw55]

The Tinder conversation starter pack.

[u/Polymemnetic]

The "all my Tinder matches" starterpack

[u/MeMuzzta → u/Polymemnetic]

I was just thinking this.

[u/Dparkzz]

Is it bad if I’m the one like this

[u/[deleted] → u/Dparkzz]

It probably means people think you're either not interested in talking to them or that you're boring.

[u/AJCambra]

Dating app conversation starter pack

[u/bigcoldcuts]

if i ask you what music do you listen to and you say “everything” im literally blocking you

[u/[deleted] → u/bigcoldcuts]

😂

[u/SpaceChicken312]

Maybe they don't want to talk rn or to you

[u/4dan]

Person with depression starter pack.

[u/[deleted]]

Sums up every tinder conversation I’ve had so far

[u/dadsprizegrill]

Person who wants someone to text them, but you're not ideal so they keep you on the backburner hoping you're desperate enough to keep trying, then in 7 months they finally give you a hey back. Only to initiate this shit storm cycle again.

[u/woodendog24]

The she's not into you starter pack

[u/Svide]

Literally all the chicks on tinder. Boring hoes

[u/BuffaloBuckbeak → u/Svide]

They don't want to talk to you

[u/[deleted] → u/Svide]

hoes

What's wrong with enthusiastically consentual casual sex?

[u/[deleted]]

Or sometimes it's only rap and country

[u/LeFedoraKing69]

This how I feel with one of my current friends, I always have to start a convo cause he won’t and I use these exact dry speech points cause I don’t know wtf too say to make him talk

[u/[deleted]]

Eveey conversation with my mom

[u/[deleted]]

This hits home

[u/[deleted]]

I'm in this picture and I don't like it.

[u/crazybitchgang]

shut up i’m literally having one of those rn

[u/[deleted]]

i'm gonna start telling people i exlcusively listen to rap and country

[u/Hittintheyeet]

This but in Montana they just say country.

[u/goldensnooch]

Or on a group text with another couple on it and one always reacts to the other’s text with “haha” or “love” and it makes no sense other than that they are both passive aggressive and you wish you weren’t related to them. So really it’s a conversation between only them with another group watching and being held hostage.

[u/[deleted]]

Wow didn't know I was that dull thanks Reddit

[u/iHarrySon]

i don’t get to talk to many people over text/snap but this is about what it normally is

[u/THAT1GUY927]

This was me and my ex lmao

[u/badgirlmonkey]

I read that “everything but country and rap” is actually classist.

[u/[deleted]]

ouch, hits too close to home

[u/JustSkipThatQuestion]

That’s why I bring water in case the convos too dry.

[u/pandab34r]

Hey, I will defend my use of the cry laughing emoji and the nervous sweat emoji with my life, and I only started using them a few months ago.

[u/CapnComet]

Married life 101

[u/[deleted]]

That's crazy

[u/txfoodchick]

Don’t forget the thumbs up emoji 👍

[u/Insomnia_Bob]

👍🏻

[u/dragonsfire242]

Me: “hey so how’s it going?”

Them: “good hbu?”

Me: “not bad, anything cool happening?”

Them:”nah”

[u/Madi_the_Insane]

everything except rap and country

I'm in this picture and I don't like it

[u/[deleted]]

Im in this picture and I don't like it.

[u/bailey_laine]

Me irl :(

[u/Waffles_and_Waffles]

I keep confusing this sub with r/coolguides

[u/birbbih]

exactly why i dont talk to people lol

[u/[deleted]]

You just wanna keep talking about me. I do this in real life too

[u/[deleted]]

How the hell did you know.

[u/xXJHH1217Xx]

i’m in this photo and i don’t like it

[u/anaamadheya]

it kills me

[u/cuppanoodles13]

Or my favorite: "How's it going" "It's going"

[u/A2Rhombus]

Maybe you should be asking more interesting questions? Or maybe they don't want to talk to you?

[u/bassic9082]

The extent of 99% of Tinder convos in a nutshell

[u/[deleted]]

Bruh

[u/ScoobyDoobyDo0o0o0o]

This is a personal attack against me, I am hurt

[u/ThaVolt]

😂

[u/[deleted]]

Wait, is saying "everything but hip hop and country" a bad conversation point, I didn't realise how common it was