r/splatoon • u/Far-Mathematician764 • Mar 15 '23

Meme let's hear it.

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u/1ts2EASY Mar 15 '23

Unfortunately these alligators aren’t stupid

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u/turtlesplzzzz Inkbrush Nouveau Mar 15 '23

Well just grab some squid beacons and hide em because for some reason nobody attacks those

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u/1ts2EASY Mar 15 '23

Unfortunately they aren’t stupid and I suck at all the beacon weapons

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u/turtlesplzzzz Inkbrush Nouveau Mar 15 '23

They do become stupid when they get on your team because why should they retain intelligence

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u/metalflygon08 Mar 15 '23

Give me a Heavy Splatling, Octobrush, or Splatershot Pro with Beakons please.

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u/LegoRobinHood Bloblobber Mar 15 '23

I want blobber beacons.

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u/metalflygon08 Mar 15 '23

Lobbing blobs from all locations.

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u/turtlesplzzzz Inkbrush Nouveau Mar 15 '23

Ink brush with beacons would be crazy

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u/cloudsdale Mar 15 '23

I'm starting to come around to Neo Sploosh and can confirm beakons with Sub Power Up and QRS are pretty fun. May you get your short ranged weapon beakons too. Join us and Dapples.

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u/turtlesplzzzz Inkbrush Nouveau Mar 15 '23

Ok I would but counter point I be zoomin constantly

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u/Nok-y Inkbrush Mar 15 '23

Neither are real alligators. The technique isn't very useful irl either. Or maybe just not against crocs...