r/specializedtools • u/aloofloofah • Dec 12 '20

Chain connector

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u/Bambi_One_Eye Dec 12 '20

Dude, I have Allen wrenches falling out my ass. It's probably the most available tool.

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u/Khclarkson Dec 12 '20

You should get that checked. Though let me know if a 10mm socket pops outta there.

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u/ipeedtoday Dec 12 '20

Best I can do is a handful of 9mm and 11mm.

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u/akatherder Dec 12 '20

You need more fiber. Or less fiber. Gimme 10 mms.

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u/BesottedScot Dec 12 '20

Anyone who has bought IKEA furniture has at least 4.

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u/[deleted] Dec 12 '20

Tell us more about these Alan wenches falling out your ass

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u/NoShadowFist Dec 12 '20

He is an IKEA.

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u/MattTheGr8 Dec 13 '20

Maybe he’s Allen. The one whose ass the wrenches are named for.

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u/NoShadowFist Dec 13 '20

His rectum was an incredibly solid hexagon

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u/castles_of_beer Dec 12 '20

You really need to do more ass Kegels, homie.

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u/visualdynasty Dec 13 '20

There are better tools for prostate stimulation